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Due to civil unrest in Baltimore,tomorrow's game between the Orioles and the White Sox will be played to an empty stadium.
由于巴爾的摩發生騷亂 明天金鶯隊和白襪隊的比賽將在無人的體育館中進行
They're going to empty the whole stadium,yeah.
體育館要被清場
when asked for comments,players on the Milwaukee brewers said,you get used to it.
被問及看法時 密爾沃基釀酒人隊球員稱 這種事慢慢就習慣了
Pope Francis giving more advice.Did you hear about the latest with pope Francis?No,but I'm going to now.
佛蘭西斯教皇又發話了 你聽說佛蘭西斯教皇的最新消息了嗎 沒有 但我這就要聽到了
Thanks,pal.Thanks for tolerating your Catholic friend.
謝了 伙計 多謝忍受你的天主教徒朋友
Pope Francis has advised priests not to give boring sermons.
佛蘭西斯教皇建議神父不要做枯燥的布道
He said that.He said don't give boring sermons.To priests,yes.
他就這么說的 他說別做無聊的布道 告誡神父們
Which is why the Vatican has just arranged for every priest to walk out to the song "Y'all ready for this".Walk out,yeah.
所以梵蒂岡剛剛安排所有神父伴著歌曲《各位準備好了嗎》進行罷工 罷工
Give your sermon and then drop the Mic and walk out.Fire!Enh,enh on pipe organ.T-shirt cannon,ca pow.
布道 然后丟下麥克風就走了 火 演奏管風琴 T恤衫大炮
A new study，a new study reveals one third of babies in the U.S have used a smartphone.
一項新調查顯示美國三分之一的新生兒用過智能手機
And one third of babies in china have made a smartphone.True story.
中國三分之一的新生兒制造過智能手機 真的哦
I alway believe they are sawing.
我總覺得他們要用鋸的
I picture one long smartphone and they saw it in distinct bricks.Yeah,like a pain full of fudge,cut them into squares.
我想象的是一長條的智能手機 然后他們鋸成一個個的 就像一條軟糖 切成一塊塊的
