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The Motherhood
媽媽幫大亂斗
Oh, look! The breast police have arrived.
噢，快看!母乳糾察隊來了。
A hundred percent breastfed—straight from the source.
百分之百親喂母乳——直接從源頭送出。
Drug-free pool birth...dolphin-assisted.
在泳池無麻醉生產……海豚有幫忙那種。
Oh...!
噢……!
Well, you push; we cuddle.
嗯，你們用推的；我們用抱的。
Yeah, cuddling is bonding.
沒錯，抱著才是培養感情。
Helicopter mom, 12 o'clock.
十二點鐘方向有直升機老媽。
It must be Mommy's day off.
肯定是媽咪放假去了。
Oh, that's sexist! What?
噢，那是性別歧視!怎樣？
No, no, no...
不要、不要這樣、不要這樣……
Oh...disposable diaper. Well, apparently we don't care about the environment.
噢……拋棄式尿布。嗯，很顯然我們不在意環境吼。
Oh, look! It's crunchy granola mom.
噢，你看!樂活潮媽媽呢。
It's getting real.
來真的了。
I wonder what it's like being a part-time mom.
不知道不用當全職媽媽是什么感覺。
Ooh...
喔嗚……
Stay-at-home moms.
全職黃臉婆。
Huh...I wonder what they do all day.
哈……不知道她們整天在干嘛。
Mani-pedis.
做指甲吧。
Looks like some moms are too lazy to breastfeed.
看來有些媽媽懶到連母乳都不喂。
Someone came with their nipples blazing.
有些人都喂到紅腫破皮了吧。
Oh, yeah? Well, I pump during conference calls.
喔，是嗎？這個嘛，我可是邊開會邊擠母乳。
Hello!
你嘛幫幫忙!
It's not all about the breast.
重點又不是只有胸部。
Uh, yeah, actually...
唉，是，其實……
Yeah, it is.
對啊，重點是胸部。
No, it's not.
不，不是。
No, no.
不不。
No, it's about the breast.
不，就是和胸部有關。
It's about the breast.
重點就是胸部。
You want a piece of this?
你想來一片嗎？
Oh! Oh, you want a piece of this?!
噢!喔，你想來一片是吧？!
Well, I'll show you some scream-free parenting!
哼，我來告訴你什么叫輕聲細語的教養!
Bring it...
放馬過來……
Nipple up, ladies!
挺胸啦女士們!
It's go time...I think.
出發了……我想是吧。
Yeah!
好!
Yeah!
好!
Go!
沖!
Go!
沖!
Let's go!
我們走!
I'll be back!
一會回來!
I'll be back.
我會回來。
Let's do this!!!
來吧!!!
Oh!
噢!
Oh, wait, guys...!
噢，大家等一下……!
Gosh!
老天!
It's fine...it's fine.
沒事……沒事。
No matter what our beliefs, we are parents first.
不管我們的理念是什么，我們都是為人父母。
