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In the jungle, everything wants a piece of you--big or small.
在叢林里面 每一樣東西都對你虎視眈眈 無論是大是小
And one of the smallest creatures is also one of the most annoying.
哪怕最小的生物都有可能成為大麻煩
Anyone who's ever spent time in the Vietnamese jungle will know all about leeches.
任何來過越南叢林的人 都會知道螞蝗的厲害之處
Oh, I'm really getting hammered by these things.
我真的已經拍打過這些東西了
Oh, I'll let you see this one.It's just full of blood.You just see how much they take out.
我現在給你看看螞蝗 它剛吸飽了血 你看看它們吸了多少血
The hot, steamy environment is the perfect place for leeches.
濕熱的環境是螞蝗的最佳生存環境
These weird creatures are heat-seeking and will lie in wait in the leaf litter for months
這些奇怪的生物有熱輻射導引 會躺在落葉層里面等待好幾個月
until an unsuspecting pig, tiger,or even bear walked past.
直到一頭毫無戒心的豬 老虎 甚至熊經過
I don't know about what you do,but I'm getting loads of these leeches on.
我不知道你會做怎么做 但是我身上不斷地有螞蝗爬上來
Look. you can see that.See where they've been feeding.Just blood on the trousers.
看 看這些 看見它們在哪里吸血了嗎 就在褲子有血的地方
Actually, you know, it's just worth just checking...checking all over there.
事實上 值得檢查一下 里里外外全部檢查一下
Yeah, look. Get him off.And I've got a leech-- a Vietnam Vietnamese leech.
把它扯下來 我抓到一條螞蝗 一條越南螞蝗
Well, actually, the latin translation is terrifying ferocious leech
螞蝗按照拉丁文翻譯過來 就是兇殘的寄生動物
and the reason for that is that they often go for crevices on the human body.
原因是它們通常都 鉆到人類的身體里去
And there's a story of a solider in Vietnam who actually had one go right up his "John Thomas"
在越南有一個士兵的故事 有一條螞蝗徑直順著他的"老二"
and ended up inside his bladder,which you do not want to happen to you.
鉆到了膀胱里面去 你不會想要這樣的事也發生在你身上吧
