地點：賭場大廳
人物：喬伊，菲比，“雙胞胎手”職員，警衛
事件：喬伊在拉斯維加斯發現了自己的“雙胞胎手”，并想以此為商機。菲比假裝商界人士，幫助喬伊實現他的掙錢大計，兩人卻雙雙被警衛轟走。

Phoebe: Hello. My name is Regina Phalangie. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? Ooh, what did I do with my Filofax? I must've left it in conference room B. Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Joey's Hand Twin: Stop it!
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at–at this table? Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Joey's Hand Twin: If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!
The Security Guard: Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalangie. Phalangie!
The Security Guard: Come on, lady!
Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too.
Joey: Me? Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! I'm your hand twin!