地點：酒店客房
人物：莫妮卡，錢德勒，酒店侍應
事件：兩人騙眾老友到同一地點出差，共度美好周末。結果莫妮卡在酒店不停換房間，錢德勒開始不耐煩了。

Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Chandler: Okay, great.
Hotel Clerk: They say he's only got half a tank left.
Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
Monica: We're switching rooms again.
Chandler: What? Why?
Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
Monica: Excuse me, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Chandler: Uh-huh.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!
Chandler: I hear you, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine, okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch—have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.