地點：錢德勒公寓客廳
人物：錢德勒，喬伊
事件：錢德勒因為擔心小雞退回去之后被殺掉，就沒有將喬伊之前買的小雞退還；不僅如此，他還帶回了一只鴨子。

Chandler: I know. See, yes. That's Jasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Ohhh. Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out? If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Jasmine!
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, 'cause, good, 'cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Chandler: Okay. And it's not just chicks y'know? It's all kinds of other animals!
Joey: That's horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Chandler: Thanks, I'm glad you see it that way. Ohhh-hoo, funny story!