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TSA Will Find Him
運(yùn)輸安全局會(huì)找到他
Kevin James is a lawyer. He has a popular name. Many men have that name. Kevin James is also the name of a major criminal. The Transportation Security Agency is looking for this major criminal. TSA wants to put him in prison. When Kevin James the lawyer flies to meetings, TSA pulls him aside. TSA questions him. TSA asks him if he is the criminal. He usually misses his flight. "I always fly a day ahead of time," said Kevin. "That way, after I miss my original flight, I'll still be on time the next day." Kevin told TSA, "Compare my picture to the picture of the criminal Kevin James. You'll see that I am not him." TSA said, "We don't have a picture of him." Kevin asked, "How can you capture him if you don't know what he looks like?" TSA said, "Don't worry. We have our ways."
凱文·詹姆斯是一名律師。他的名字非常流行。許多人都叫這個(gè)名字。凱文·詹姆斯還是一名罪犯的名字。運(yùn)輸安全局正在找尋這名罪犯。運(yùn)輸安全局希望將他繩之以法。就在律師凱文·詹姆斯要坐飛機(jī)參加會(huì)議時(shí)，運(yùn)輸安全局把他拉到了一邊。運(yùn)輸安全局詢問(wèn)了他。運(yùn)輸安全局問(wèn)他是不是罪犯。他經(jīng)常錯(cuò)過(guò)航班。凱文說(shuō)：“我總是提前一天到達(dá)。要是我錯(cuò)過(guò)了第一架航班，我也會(huì)在第二天準(zhǔn)時(shí)到達(dá)。”凱文對(duì)運(yùn)輸安全局說(shuō)：“與我的照片和罪犯凱文·詹姆斯的照片作比較，你就會(huì)知道我不是他。”運(yùn)輸安全局稱(chēng)：“我們沒(méi)有他的照片。”凱文問(wèn)道：“你不知道他長(zhǎng)什么樣子，那你們?cè)趺醋ニ俊边\(yùn)輸安全局說(shuō)：“別擔(dān)心。我們有自己的方法。”
譯文屬可可英語(yǔ)原創(chuàng)，未經(jīng)允許，不得轉(zhuǎn)載。
