英文原文:
Later that afternoon
Grandma: Johnny, are you just sitting around again?
Johnny:I'm just taking a break between washing the windows and cleaning the toilet.
Grandma: I'd say all you've done is moved the dirt from the windows on to your face and hands. Disgraceful!
Johnny: I'm doing my best, Grandma...
Grandma: Your best isn't good enough. Back in my day, I'd clean a whole hospital with a toothbrush and spit, and it'd be twice as clean as this sty!
Johnny: Uh-oh, here we go...

參考譯文:
稍后，當天下午
奶奶： 強尼，你又在那邊摸魚是不是啊？
強尼： 我剛剛洗完窗戶，等一下要洗馬桶，我只是中間休息一下。
奶奶： 我說你只是把灰從窗戶搬到自己臉上和手上。真不象話！
強尼： 我盡力了，奶奶……
奶奶： 你盡力顯然還不夠。想當年，我光用一枝牙刷和口水就能清一整間醫院，還比這個豬窩干凈兩倍！
強尼： 糟糕，又來了

重點詞匯:

sit around
蘑菇，偷懶
Esther didn't do anything but sit around for her day off.
艾絲特什么事也沒做，就那樣混掉一天。
disgraceful (a.)
可恥的，差勁的
A: He put on a disgraceful performance!
他的演出很糟糕！
B: I know! His singing was terrible!
我知道。他的歌聲真是糟透了！
sty (n.)
骯臟的地方，豬圈
My house is a real sty because I haven't cleaned it for a week.
因為一星期沒打掃，我家根本是個豬窩了。