Keke Funny Moment

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107. My psycho neighour

1. My nineteen-year old daughter on her birthday handed me a book on rasing children and said,"Maybe you'll do better next time".

1. 我19歲的女孩在她生日那天遞給我一本關于撫養孩子的書，并且說道：“也許下次你會做得好一些”。

2. Today I had to go to police station after my son got arrested for shop lifting. Fifteen packs of gum. He got way with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all, because he didn't like the flavor.

2. 今天我不得不去趟警察局,因為我的兒子在商店里偷了十五包口香糖。其實開始他是偷成了的，但是當他試著把它們還回去的時候被抓了，因為他發現那些不是他喜歡的口味。

3. Today my psycho neighour finished building a cannon, a honest god all wheels could be on a pirate ship cannon. And now he is testing it in a forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life to be honest.

3. 今天我那瘋狂的鄰居完成了他的大炮的建造，那可是一架帶輪子的能直接裝上海盜船的貨真價實的大炮！現在，他正在我房子旁邊的小樹林里對他的大炮進行實地測試，說實話，我真得有點為我的生命擔憂！

Notes:

1. shop lifting 商店偷竊的行為

2. got busted 被抓住

3. psycho 精神病患者，發瘋的

4. cannon 大炮