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Keke Funny Moment
可可輕松一刻
103. Ronaldo and Messi
1. What's the difference between Spain and teabag?
西班牙和茶包有什么不同？
well, a teabag stays in a cup longer.
額，茶包在杯里待得久點。
2. The world up kicked off in Brazil this week, and like many Americans, I was glued to my TV watching something else.
這周世界杯在巴西開賽了，我想許多美國人一樣守在電視機前看別的。
3. Why is Ronaldo always clean shaving?
為什么羅納爾多臉總是刮得干干凈凈得？
Because he doesn't want to be Messi.
因為他不想成為梅西。
Notes:
1. kicked off 開球
2. Messi 音近“messy”，臟亂的。
