Keke Funny Moment

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18.Jesus

Jesus walked into a Hilton Hotel.
He tossed three nails on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night? "
The clerk answered,"Sorry，no vacancies, but we have a manger out back."

Notes:

1. Jesus walked into a Hilton Hotel.

耶穌走進一家希爾頓飯店。

Jesus [ˈdʒi:zəs] n.耶穌 Hilton [ˈhiltən] n.希爾頓

2. He tossed three nails on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night? "

他向柜臺上丟了三根釘子，并問: “可以讓我住一晚嗎？"

耶穌被三根釘子釘死在十字架（cross），分別釘在他雙手的手腕(wrist),和雙腳交疊的腳踝(ankle)處。
"put up"在這里有雙重含義，它除了可以表示“舉起、升起”，還有“住宿的意思，如：I put up at the inn last night. 我昨晚住在這家旅館。

toss [tɒs] v.扔；投 nail [neɪl] n.釘子 counter [ˈkaʊntə(r)] n.柜臺

put up 使（某人）住宿 wrist [rɪst] n.手腕 ankle [ˈæŋkl] n.腳踝

3. The clerk answered,"Sorry，no vacancies, but we have a manger out back. ”

這個職員回答：“抱歉，沒有空房間了。但酒店后面有一個馬槽。”

耶穌出生在馬槽內，所以如果睡在馬槽，或許他會有賓至如歸的感覺。

clerk [klɑ:k] n.(飯店柜臺）職員；店員

vacancy [ˈveɪkənsi] n. (飯店）空房間

manger [ˈmeɪndʒə(r)] n.(喂馬等的）飼料槽

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