I know many of you were convinced the last night about six o' clock local time, the world was going to come to an end, just because it hasn't does not mean that is not nearby, because my appearing today at Yale University is surely one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. But listen, today is your day!
我猜很多人一定曾經相信,昨天(五月二十一日)晚上,當地時間六點鐘,就將是世界末日了。就算沒有應驗,但并不意味著世界末日就遠離你們了。因為我今天竟然在耶魯現身,簡直就像在末日前夕,來了個“天啟四騎士”,不曉得要帶來什么禍害!但是聽我說,今天是你們的日子!
Please do not turn off your electronic devices. Leave your iPhones, your iPads, your Sidekicks, your Andoids, your Blackberrys powered up-recording, photographing, texting out all that emerges from this stage over the next few minutes.
我拜托大家,千萬不要把手上的電子裝置關掉。請把你們的蘋果手機、平板電腦、側滑手機、安卓手機和黑莓機,通通都打開,也歡迎把臺上隨后發生的事情錄音、拍照、傳簡訊。
By the way, I'm sporting the hat, it did't yet come off.
順便炫耀一下我的帽子,它到現在還戴在我的頭上。
You know, later on today, you can compare your twitters and your Facebook comments with those of others to figure out if anything memorable went down. Hey, you know what? Tweet that lessons I just said... I give you some to do, give you some to do? Let your friends know where we are today.
等我講完以后,你們還可以去看推特和臉譜上面的貼文,相互比較一下看我有什么“箴言”被轉述。我看,干脆就把我正在講話的話“推”出去吧,讓你的朋友知道你此刻在哪里。