烤乳豬 roast pig

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發現自己的座位正對著乳豬，于是大為高興的說：“還不錯，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對不起，我說的是那只烤好的。”

1.A gentleman was invited for dinner.
這句話中出現了一個詞組，be invited for：
sb. be invited for doing sth.
sb. be invited for sth.
意思是某人被邀請做某事
eg：Jack was invited for giving a lecture yesterday morning.
區分一下be invited to do sth：被邀請某項活動
Sean was invited to the project as the partner.肖恩以搭檔的身份被邀請去了那個項目。

2.roast
vt.& vi.烤，烘，焙
vt.嘲諷，挖苦
n.烤肉；戶外燒烤野餐
adj.烤好的，烤制的
eg：I thought I'd do a roast for dinner.
晚飯我想要做頓烤肉。
注：roasted意思是烤好的，文章中后面會出現。

3.fake
fake和disguise和fabricate的區別。
fake是假的的意思，disguise是偽裝，假裝的意思，fabricate是編造的意思，大多是編造不存在的事物，比如說編造根部不曾存在的理由，托辭等等。