The Month Is Up Today
今天是這個月的最后一天
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
一個男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
酒吧招待："你怎么了？跟老婆鬧矛盾了？"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊！"
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
男人："不，今天是這個月的最后一天。

1.bar
bar是酒吧的意思，it means a place, such as a tavern or bar, that is licensed to sell alcoholic beverages.
相信大家都知道，不過還有許多酒吧的其他說法：
groggery <美古>酒店，酒吧
public house 簡稱pub
saloon 酒吧間
taproom 酒吧

2.having troubles with your wife
我們來看看have trouble in /on/with/for的不同：
have trouble in 有困難，費事
have trouble on 也可以用作有困難，在...事情上不順。這個詞匯并不是很常見，美國人基本不會用
have trouble with 有病因，因......而苦惱
have trouble for 做.....遇到瓶頸

3.the month is up today
up在這里表示終結的意思，整句話表示的意思為這個月到今天就截止了，言下之意就是今天的這個月的最后一天。