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Monsters? Yes, they are a danger. Here is a public safety information film for residents of cities everywhere about how to minimise the discomfort and inconvenience of a Monster Attack.
怪物?是的,它們非常危險。這是一部在怪物來襲時城市居民如何才能將不安和不便減到最小的公共安全信息電影。
When evacuating city, avoid bridges, thoroughfares and trains.
當從城市撤離時,避免橋梁,道路及火車。
Instead, you should escape using back streets, or your personal helicopter.
相反,你應該逃回街道,或干脆動用您的個人直升機。
Remember, you can always deploy the army, and even commission a giant robot. If this fails to work, summon the city's ancient protector, who will destroy the monster in a dramatic fashion.
記住,你總是可以動用軍隊,甚至讓巨型機器人登場。如果這還不行,那就召喚這個城市的遠古守護者,英雄總是在關鍵時刻出場戲劇性拯救世界。
Good luck dealing with the monster attack.
祝君在遭遇怪物時好運。
