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Explain to me again how an item I paid $3,000 for just two years ago
再跟我解釋一次一個我兩年前花三千塊買的東西
is worth less than something that came with a dipping sauce!
現在比一個有沾醬的東西還便宜！
A happy meal toy reminds people of a sweeter time, a simpler time, a pre-Kardashian time.
開心樂園餐的玩具能喚起人們當年的美好，那是個單純美好、沒卡戴珊的時代。
Attention, attention! I have something very important here.
注意，注意！我有份很重要的文件公布。
The results of your DNA test proving your mother was asian and your father was a pine nut?
你的DNA檢驗報告證實你媽是個亞洲人，而你爸是個松果嗎？
No, we got our letter grade from the city health inspector's office.
不是，是我們拿到了城市衛生檢查處的評分了。
Whoo! We got a "B"! That's the first "B" I ever got I didn't have to French kiss for.
哇！我們拿了"B"！這是我這輩子第一次不用靠跟人舌吻得的"B"呢。
A "B"? No, no, no, no! This boy don't play with no Bs.
才"B"？慘了，慘了！我這人可不能得個"B"。
I'm calling that little tease, Miss Jean Rotello, right now.
我要打給那個叫珍·蘿特洛的臭娘們理論。
This isn't good. Asians don't do well with Bs.
這下慘了。亞洲人接受不了得"B"。
At Wharton, I got a "B," and the Japanese kid who sat next to me killed himself.
我在沃頓那會，有一次我得了"B"，坐我隔壁的日本人去自盡了呢。
