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You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
你欠我驗血費250塊，安迪。
And $9 for that drink.
還有9塊錢酒錢。
Look, everybody just calm down. Andy, you may or may not have given her herpes.
你們倆先冷靜下來。安迪，你可能有或沒有傳染皰疹給她。
She may or may not be overreacting. I may or may not have slept with that bartender.
她可能有或沒有反應過度。我可能有或沒有睡過那位酒保。
He is my type, and yet, he has a job, so he's not, and he goes in the "Maybes."
他雖然是我喜歡的型，但他現在還有工作，所以應該沒有，那就把他歸為"可能"那一類。
Look, Caroline, I'm really sorry, but I am totally clean.
卡洛琳，真的很抱歉，但我干凈得很。
Since we broke up, I have only had safe sex with a special ed teacher and a dental hygienist.
分手之后，我只跟兩個女人發生過安全性行為，一個是專科教師，一位是牙科清潔師。
I mean, that job has "hygiene" right in the title.
她的工作名都有著"清潔"兩個字了。
Wait, oh, there were a couple of times where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
等等，是有那么幾次我跟我的手有過危險性行為。
But only when I couldn't sleep. And a lot of other times.
但只有在我睡不著的時候。以及其他很多時候。
I will go get tested tomorrow, but please, in the meantime, try not to go to the worst-case scenario.
我明天就去做檢測，但拜托，與此同時，不要總往最壞的情況想。
I'm not going to the worst-case scenario,
我沒有往最壞的情況想，
but if we both have it, no one else is going to want us, so we should just get married.
但如果咱倆都中招了，那沒人會要咱倆了，那我們只好結婚了。
"You gave me herpes, now you have to marry me."
"你若傳我皰疹，我必生死相依。"
You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
你想把這句金言當成我們的結婚誓詞嗎？
Well, if you don't use it, I will.
如果你們不用，那給我用吧。
