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Seriously, Max, it's just a matter of time before we're telling Anne Hathaway,
麥克斯，說真的，成功只是早晚的問題，我們很快就有機會對安妮·海瑟薇說，
"Forget that fake smile and just go wait in line like everybody else."
"你的假笑不管用，想買小蛋糕就跟大家一樣乖乖排隊。"
Han, they're opening up a whole Foods right near our cupcake shop.
阿憨，我們小蛋糕店附近要開一家全食超市呢。
Another Whole Foods? They won't be happy till it's "Whole Country," am I right?
又一家全食超市??？是不是要等"全食"變"全國"他們才滿意??？
I saw that on a meme.
我在網上個帖子里看到的。
Now we have to stay in that neighborhood.
當務之急是要守住這家寶店。
We just have to come up with six months rent up front.
我們只要想出去哪籌六個月的租金就行了。
Well, I'd love to help you, ladies, but I forgot my pin number in 2008.
女孩們，我很樂意伸出援手，但我在2008年，就忘了我銀行卡的密碼。
Wait a minute, 2008. That's my pin number!
等等，2008。那就是我的密碼！
You want my money? Ehr mah gerd.
你們想跟我借啊？偶的天啊。
I've been looking at a lot of memes.
我最近在網上看了很多熱帖。
Oh, that's who you look like. Grumpy cat!
我想起來你長得像誰了。暴躁貓！
Max, I know we've borrowed from everyone we know,
麥克斯，我知道我們能借的都借了，
but I'm so convinced that this is the right thing
但我非常確定這條路是對的，
that I'm willing to stoop to something I never thought I'd do.
我愿意犧牲去做一件我永遠也不會做的事。
Look, you're sweet and you're adorable,
你的確是很甜美又可愛
but you're way too bony to bring in more than 40 a night.
但是你太骨感了，一個晚上頂多只能"賺"到40
And even if you got an animal sidekick, it's still not gonna get us there.
就算你有只動物做噱頭搭檔，我們還是到不了那目標。
It would get me there.
但是夠我"到"了。
We can make an appointment, go into the city, and ask my Aunt Charity for the money.
我們可以預約一下，去市中心，然后跟我查莉蒂姑姑借錢。
She's president of a cosmetic empire and she's filthy rich.
她是化妝品王國的總裁，富得流油。
And how is she literally the only thing you've never talked about?
那為什么你什么屁話都說，卻從沒提起過她??？
Because she hates me.
因為她很討厭我啊。
That's what family is.
親人就是這樣啊。
People who hate you, but can't kill you 'cause they're the first ones questioned.
親人就是恨你，但又不能殺你的人，因為你死了，警察會第一個找他們問話。
