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Do you want me to...
您是想我...
Yup, total serial killer.
絕對是殺人魔。
Just a matter of time till we're hung on strings in his basement.
我們倆早晚會成為他地下室里的真人牽線偶。
And I probably just got puppet herpes.
而且我估計還染上了木偶皰疹。
Well, I hope you enjoyed your kiss with Charming Pierre. Now, if you wouldn't mind...
希望您還喜歡與萬人迷皮埃爾的那個吻。如果您賞臉的話...
Oh, Pierre's a prostitute?
原來皮埃爾是牛郎??？
It's a little weird for him to do it out in the open, but if he can't afford a car, he can't afford a car.
他在大庭廣眾之下就"開工"，有點怪吧，他要買不起車當(dāng)"工作站"，那也沒辦法。
Oh, you're one of those-a woman without wonder.
看來你是那種沒好奇心的無趣女人。
Not true. In fact, I'm wondering how you manage to pay rent.
才不是呢，我現(xiàn)在就很好奇你怎么賺得到房租錢。
Okay, could you two just move along? I have another show in five minutes.
你們能哪兒涼快哪待去嗎？我五分鐘后要開始下一場演出了。
That was a show? Look, you can't do your little skits here.
那也算是演出??？聽好，不許在這表演你的把戲。
She doesn't mean to be negative.
她其實沒有負面的意思啦。
She's right. I was planning to be all positive till your doll raped her leg.
她說得對，我本來也打算給點正面評價，但你的娃娃強奸她腿后就沒了。
Pierre is not a doll, okay? He is a marionette. Hand-carved by me.
皮埃爾不是娃娃好嗎？他是個牽線木偶，我親手雕刻的呢。
And I don't do "skits," Okay? I received a national endowment for my work.
而且我表演的也不是"把戲"，懂嗎？我的演出還得到國家的贊助呢。
What? The government pays for stuff like this, and I can't get my back tooth fixed?
什么，政府花錢補助這種玩意兒，而我連補大牙的錢都沒？
Well, I, for one, really appreciate the art of puppetry.
我個人呢，是真的很欣賞木偶戲的藝術(shù)啦。
I can tell you do, and... so can Pierre.
我看得出來，而且...皮埃爾也看得出。
You know, he doesn't just approach anybody.
他可不會隨便親近人呢。
I'm Caroline. This is Max. And you are?
我叫卡洛琳，她是麥克斯，你是...
My stage name is J. Petto.
我的藝名叫"劫佩托"。
Oh, so cute. Geppetto, like Pinocchio's father.
真有愛，小木偶的爸爸"杰佩托"嘛。
No, it's "J," period, "Petto."
不，是"劫"佩托。
Disney owns the rights to the name Geppetto, so once again, the poor, starving artist gets screwed!
迪士尼公司有"杰佩托"這名字的版權(quán)，所以可憐的街頭藝人只能屈服于淫威之下啦！
