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You want to know your future? No, no thanks.
想知道你的未來嗎？不必，謝了。
You sure? I have a message about your love life. $10.
你確定嗎？我有個關于你愛情的預言呢。十塊錢。
Are you asleep? Max? Max, I really need to talk.
你在睡覺嗎？麥克斯？我有話想跟你談。
Oh, just come in and get it over with. Everybody else does.
直接進來發泄不就得了。其他人都這樣。
Max, I'm sorry, but I really need to talk.
抱歉，麥克斯，我真的想跟你談一下 。
I went to the fortune teller near the diner, and she told me that I'd never find love in my life.
我去了餐廳附近的算命店，她說我這輩子注定一生無愛。
Fortune-telling's a scam.
算命都是騙人的把戲。
"You'll never find a man, your moon's in Uranus, no man will ever be in Uranus."
"你的月亮與天王星相位，這輩子都沒男人。天王星上本來就沒男人。"
I could've told you that the second day I met you.
我認識你的第二天就能編這些給你聽了。
Please, Max, just listen for five minutes. Come over here. I'll make you some tea.
求你了，麥克斯，聽我說五分鐘就好。過來嘛，我給你泡杯茶。
Tea? Who am I, Pippa Middleton?
還喝茶？你當我是凱特王妃她妹??？
Toast me an eggo waffle and maybe I'm listening.
給我烤個松餅吃吃，我就考慮聽聽。
Well, we were saving that waffle for a special occasion, but okay.
我們本來是要留到特殊時刻才吃的呢，不過好吧。
Chestnut, we're eating your birthday waffle now.
栗寶，我們現在要吃掉你的生日松餅啦。
I don't know why I'm pissing him off.
真不知道我干嘛還要惹他生氣。
He's gonna be the only man in my life.
他可能是我這輩子唯一的男人了。
I can't believe you blew $10 on a psychic.
我真不敢相信你花十塊錢去找神婆。
Why didn't you just buy a Skinnygirl margarita like all the other lonely white chicks?
你就不能跟其他寂寞的白妞一樣買瓶瑪格麗塔借酒澆愁嗎？
I spent $50. I bought a crystal that protects me from bad juju.
我花了50塊。我還買了一塊擋壞運的水晶。
Hey! There's no reason to get anti-semitic.
你也不需要因此討厭猶太人吧。
You spent money on crystal you can't snort? What is wrong with you?
你還花錢買不能吸食的水晶？你腦子是哪里有病啊？
I freaked out. I didn't want it to be true.
我嚇到了嘛。不想要一生無愛。
Is it true, Max? Am I never gonna find love?
會是真的嗎，麥克斯？我真的會一生無愛嗎？
Was Andy my one chance? Did I screw it up because I wanted success? Was everyone right?
安迪是我唯一的希望嗎？我因為想成功而拋棄了唯一的愛嗎？大家說的真的對嗎？
That is a lot of questions for one waffle. And where is that waffle?
就給一塊松餅也問太多問題了吧。而且那塊松餅呢？
You're a bad waitress at home too.
你在家也是個爛服務員。
