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Well, we did it, Max. We made $4,000.
我們做到了，麥克斯。我們賺到了4千塊。
And as far as Andy and I go, I think we're in the right place,
關于我和安迪，我覺得我們像現在這樣正好，
because when he said he'd been thinking about me since the breakup,
因為當他說他分手后每分每秒都在想我，
I realized I'd only been thinking about the cupcakes.
我才意識到自己每分每秒想的都是小蛋糕。
Oh, please, god, shut up.
天啊，拜托把嘴閉上。
Thank you. I was dying to shut up.
謝謝。我的嘴也超級想休息。
Look, it's a text from the place. They loved the cupcakes.
是顧客發來的短信。他們很喜歡我們的小蛋糕。
Wait, why do I have your phone in my apron?
慢著，為什么你的手機會在我的圍裙里？
No, my phone was in my apron.
不可能，我的手機是放在我的圍裙里。
Unless I handed you the wrong apron after I wiped them down.
除非我當時擦完圍裙后，錯把我的遞給你了。
What? What? Oh...Your earring. I had it in there the whole time.
什么？果然。你的耳環。它一直在我這里。
Oh, we're idiots! We're two very different kinds of idiots, but we're idiots.
我們倆白癡。雖說是兩種完全不同類型的白癡，但我們都是白癡。
And yet, somehow we work. We're the most unlikely animal friends.
然而不知何故，我們倆超搭。我們就像非比尋常的動物朋友。
I don't know about that, but a picture of me nursing you would definitely go viral.
我是不知道啦，但我給你喂奶的照片絕對會在網絡上爆紅。
Good night. Good night. Where you going?
晚安。晚安。你要去哪里？
I'm too tired to pull my bed down. I'm sleeping with you.
我累得沒力氣把床弄下來了。我要跟你一起睡。
No, you're not. You have super gonorrhea.
不行，你可是有超級淋病。
