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You look delicious.
你看起來真可口。
I look like Honey Boo Boo's mom at the prom.
我簡直就像甜心波波的肥婆老媽去舞會。
This is so humiliating.
這太丟人了
Now I know how Tyra felt when she went undercover as that fat person.
現在我知道超模泰拉做節目，扮成胖子上街時的感覺了
Please tell me this is our bottom.
拜托告訴我這是我們墮落的極限了。
Well, it's your bottom. I went to happy hour once
這是你的極限。我有次去酒吧喝酒，
and woke up naked in the penguin habitat at the Bronx Zoo. And I did things.
醒來時發現自己在布朗克斯動物園的企鵝棲息地，渾身赤裸著。還有我當年做過的"事"哦。
Hey, girls. What are you two doing just standing there?
姑娘們。你們倆呆站在這里干嘛？
God gave cupcakes legs for a reason.
上帝給小蛋糕兩條腿是有理由的。
You need to hit the streets, shake your cake maker, and show people your goods.
你們得走上街頭，搖晃你們的"蛋糕"，展示你們的"好貨"。
Hey, don't look at me, it's vanilla.
別看我呀，是香草白妞不愿意。
I was looking forward to going up to complete strangers on the street
我還期待著走到街上完全陌生的人們面前，
and saying "eat me," but she won't leave.
大聲嚷著"吃我"，但她不愿意去。
Well, if you're not going to go out and get the customers, then I'll have to bring the customers to you.
如果你們不出去拉客，那我只好幫你們帶客上門了。
I gotta do everything around here.
真是什么事都得靠我做啊。
Seriously, I can't believe we're just standing here
說真的，我不敢相信我們就在這呆站著，
when we could be chasing fat people down the street, yelling, "You ate my brother!"
我們應該在享受追著路上胖子跑，對他們喊"你吃了我的兄弟"才對啊。
Look at you two. What I wouldn't give for a giant glass of milk.
瞧瞧你倆。能再給我一大杯牛奶配，那就更好了。
Look at you, though. You look so cute.
瞧瞧你。看起來真可愛。
No, don't look at me. I'm totally embarrassed in this thing.
才沒有，別看我。穿這玩意真是丟臉死了。
Yes, she's cute and embarrassed, in a larger-than-life, colorful, public setting.
是啊，她又可愛又尷尬，穿著五彩繽紛站在公共場合，最適合...
Ah, right. So, Caroline, listen, I wanted to...
對啊。卡洛琳，聽著，我想對你說...
Look, girls, some young professionals.
姑娘們，一些年輕的上班族來了。
Oh, my God! She's bringing Stacy. She can't see me in this.
天啊，她還把史黛西拉來了。不能讓她瞧見我穿這個。
I was her valedictorian. Take this.
我可是畢業典禮致詞的學生代表，拿著。
