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Hey, you know, we should start figuring out what to do with chestnut this winter,
我們應該開始想想這個冬天怎么安置栗寶，
now that it's already peak condom dropping season.
現在已經到了亂扔避孕套的高峰時節。
You're right, chestnut is the most important thing.
你說得對，栗寶是最重要的事情。
But more importantly, what do you think of this vintage sweater I chose for my date with Andy?
但更重要的是，你覺得我為今天約會特意選擇的毛衣如何啊？
It's nice. But won't it be hard to pull off over your head in the cab?
還不錯。但激情時，這衣服在計程車里難脫吧？
I'm assuming you'll do it in a cab.
我假設你們會在計程車里開搞。
Max, it's a first date. That's not appropriate.
麥克斯，我們才第一次約會，不合適吧。
Is it? I mean, I've never dated poor. What is acceptable on a first date?
會嗎？我從來沒跟窮人約過會。初次約會哪些事是可以接受的啊？
Well, I'm pretty classy, so anal?
我很優雅的，肛交吧？
I'm not that poor.
我還沒窮到那個地步。
Well, you better give him something to keep him interested
你最好給他點甜頭，留住他，
because he owns a candy store, and I want free candy forever.
因為那家伙有一家糖果店，而老娘想一輩子都有免費糖果吃。
There he is. Can you bring him out in the yard,
他來了。你能把他帶到后院嗎，
so he can see me in my sweater next to my horse?
讓他看到我穿著這身站在我的馬旁
Okay, freak.
沒問題，怪人。
But next time a guy comes knocking for me, you have to take him to my bedroom,
不過下次有男人敲門找我，你要把他帶進我的臥室
so he can see me in my slayer shirt next to my glo worm filled with pot.
好讓他看見我穿著殺手樂隊t恤，躺在我塞滿大麻的蟲蟲公仔旁邊。
Hello, sir, I'm here to pick up your daughter.
你好，先生，我是來接您女兒的.
And what exactly are your intentions?
你要接她去干嘛？
I don't know. Maybe take her on a romantic hayride,
不知道。或許帶她去來一次浪漫的夜游，
k'nock her out with chloroform, and sell her kidney for a new iPad.
然后用氯仿弄暈她，拿她的腎臟賣錢買新iPad。
Son! Come outside. Miss Channing wants you to see her looking like the girl
好小伙啊！來后院吧。錢寧小姐想讓自己看起來像是
who got cut from the J.Crew catalog for being too white.
因膚色過白，而被踢出白人購物目錄的女模特。
Miss Channing? Max, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Caroline is Caroline Channing Caroline Channing?
錢寧小姐？麥克斯，慢著。卡洛琳就是那個卡洛琳·錢寧嗎？
Yeah, she used to be a billionaire, but now all her money is in here.
對啊，她以前是個億萬千金，但現在她所有的錢都在這里。
Oh, wait, some of these are buttons. Oh. Okay.
不對，里面有些是紐扣。好吧。
Yeah, I just thought she was a regular Williamsburg girl.
我還以為她只是一個普通的威廉斯堡姑娘。
No. She doesn't try that hard. And I was wrong.
不，她還沒這么墮落。看來我低估了她。
Oh, hi. I didn't hear you knock.
你好啊，剛沒聽到你敲門
Well, you two have a good time.
你們倆好好玩。
And, young man, if you don't swing by your store and bring me some pixie sticks,
年輕人，如果你不順便從你的店，給我帶點精靈糖條，
you'll never see my little girl again.
下次就別想再見到我乖女兒
Way ahead of you. Yes! Yeah, definitely anal.
早想到了。太棒了！沒錯，絕對要肛交。
