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So, what is this lunch spot you're taking me to? Is it french?
你帶我去的是什么餐廳？法國餐廳嗎？
Do you think the chef will send an amuse-bouche to the table?
你覺得主廚會送咱們一份開胃菜嗎？
No, but this morning I shaved a smiley face into my bush, and it's very amusing.
不會，不過今早我"那里"剃了個笑臉出來，也很開懷哦。
You know what? It's just so fun to get dressed up and have someone wait on us for a change.
你知道嗎？盛裝打扮一番，然后讓別人來服務我們，真的很好玩。
I even bought new panty hose from dooahnay rayahdey.
我還特意從"裝腰店"買了一雙新的連褲襪。
You mean Duane Reade?
你是說藥妝店吧？
Oh, is that how you pronounce it?
那店是這么叫的嗎？
Well, we're here. Better get in line.
我們到了，快去排隊。
Oh, there's a line. Popular place. What's the name?
哇，還要排隊，很受歡迎嘛。餐廳名叫什么？
"Soup kitchen." That's a cute name. Very Williamsburg.
"施粥坊"。名字真可愛。有威廉斯堡的窮酸感。
Like, "let's take our upscale urban bistro and make it seem like it's just a soup kitchen open to everyone,
感覺像"老板故意把高檔小餐館，弄得像是為大眾開放的食物救濟站，
but it's not really a soup kitchen."
但其實不然。"
Oh, that's nice. They let them use the bathroom. And sit at a table.
真好，這家店的廁所誰都能用。桌子也誰都能坐。
Oh, my god! This is really a soup kitchen.
天啊，這就是一家食物救濟站。
This is your idea of treating me to lunch? We're not homeless.
你說請我吃飯，就是來這里吃嗎？我們又不是無家可歸的人。
No, but we are soup-less. And it's not just homeless people who eat here.
但我們是無湯可喝的人啊。而且又不是只有無家可歸的人來這里吃飯。
Okay, maybe they're the target audience.
好吧，或許他們是主要客群。
Look, there's a lot of other people who can't afford to go out to eat.
瞧，這里還有很多其他人也沒錢下館子吃飯。
You're right. Why are there so many hipsters here?
你說得對。為什么這里這么多嬉皮士？
Because this place isn't just for people who don't have jobs, it's for people who don't want them.
因為這里不但有沒工作的人，也有不想工作的人。
Well, it does smell good.
好吧，聞起來還不錯。
Excuse me. We'd like to take a look at your lunch menu.
打擾一下。我們想看看你的午餐菜單。
Menu changes every day. Also, there is no menu. There's, like, four things.
菜單每天都在變。而且我們這里沒菜單。這里只有四種菜。
Oh, okay. So what do you recommend?
那好吧，你有什么好建議
Oh, what do I recommend? Don't share needles, and and use condoms.
要聽聽我的建議嗎？別共用針頭，記得要戴套。
But you didn't hear that last one from me.
不能跟人說我教你們戴套哦。
Are nuns even allowed to be sarcastic?
修女可以這么毒舌的嗎？
If they are, I have some serious thinking to do about my future.
如果可以，那我要認真思考下未來的職業了。
