評論
打印
Whatcha doing?
你發什么瘋呢
I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.
我在嘗試以瞬時環形影像來審視我的成果來激活我的上丘腦
Interesting. I usually just have coffee.
真有趣 我一般喝點咖啡就行了
You've been up all night? Is it morning?
你徹夜未眠嗎 早上了嗎
Yes. Then I've been up all night.
是的 那我就是徹夜未眠了
And you're stuck? Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?
你卡殼了 要不然怎么會有人想要激活上丘腦
Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.
真抱歉 親愛的 喝完咖啡前我可幫不了你
Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night he just runs around the apartment.
佩妮 我早就告訴過你 你要不把他關到他房間里 他會在公寓里上躥下跳一整夜
What is he doing now?
現在又是在干嘛
Hmm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula and examining them individually, or...
他要不是在分解公式的項一一檢驗的話 就是在...
looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand after Peter Pan cut it off.
尋找在被彼得潘削掉之后讓短吻鱷吞噬的手
Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator.
虎克船長的手是被鱷魚吃掉的 不是短吻鱷
If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight. Aye, aye, Captain.
你要想損我 至少把事實給弄清楚先 遵命 船長
I can't see it! It just won't coalesce.
我就不明白了 怎么就結合不起來呢
Maybe you need a fresh start. You're right.
也許你應該重新開始 有道理
It's a great idea, Leonard. Thank you.
真是個好主意 萊納德 謝謝
Electrons move through graphene...act as if they have no mass...
當電子穿越石墨烯時 所表現出的質量為零
How long has he been stuck? Intellectually about 30 hours.Emotionally about 29 years.
他卡殼多久了 智商上有三十小時了 情商嘛 二十九年了
Unit cell contains two carbon atoms...Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees.
單元晶格包涵了兩個碳原子 六邊形的內角為120°
Have you tried rebooting him?
你試過將他重新啟動一下嗎
No, I think it's a firmware problem.
才不呢 這是固件問題
Hey, it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink in Glendale tonight.
喲 今晚是格蘭黛爾的月光溜冰場的迪斯科之夜
Who's up for getting down?
誰要來一起蕩一下
That's perfect. Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating.
太完美了 伯納黛特一直慫恿我帶她去溜冰呢
I think Penny likes to skate. The four of us could double.
我也覺得佩妮喜歡滑冰 我們四個可以兩兩成對
What could be better? We're in.
再好不過了 我們去
Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.
真棒 仿佛不是因為我想去才提出來的
You can come with us.
你也可以加入的啊
No, it's okay. I don't have to go.
不 沒事兒的 我不必去的
I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies to suitable entertainment choices.
我很榮幸能給你和你們的女人提供合適的娛樂建議
I'm a walking brown Yelp.Com. Structure, constant structure. One atom...
我就是個棕色人型口碑網 結構 恒定結構 一個原子
Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?
天 他真的是走火入魔了 是嗎
Yeah, this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.
嗯啊 他今天早上居然把黃油當成了香體劑
I thought I smelled popcorn.
我就說怎么聞到了爆米花的味道呢
Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways...Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal...
模式與費米子在軌道上的移動完全一樣 六邊的 從來都是六邊的
I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.
自從他嘗試理清《黑客帝國》第三部之后我就沒見過他能卡成這個樣子
Hey, those are my lima beans!
嘿 這可是我的青豆啊
Not lima beans, carbon atoms.
在哥手里不是青豆 是碳原子
But if I don't eat my lima beans, I can't have my cookie.
但老子在吃掉青豆之前是不能吃餅干的
Here, you want my peas?
給 你要豌豆嗎
The peas, perfect. They can be electrons. Want my corn?
豌豆 太贊了 正好拿來做電子 要我的玉米不
Don't be ridiculous. What would I do with corn?
你腦殘啊 我拿玉米能做什么
So roller skating should we all grab a bite to eat first?
那個滑旱冰 我們去之前是不是先吃飯
Good. P.F. Chang's? My mom has coupons.
好啊 華館怎么樣 俺娘有優惠券
Great. Your mom's not coming, right?
行啊 你娘不會來吧
Not this time, I promise.
我保證這次絕對不來了
Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea, and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date,
我要把話說清楚了 滑旱冰是我的主意 而我對你們將其變成四人約會表示高度不滿
and I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes. The plural of coccyx is coccyges.
我預祝你們都摔屁墩 摔斷尾椎骨 尾椎骨的英文復數是"coccyges"
Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.
去你丫的 還哥青豆
Oh, my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed?
我的天吶 你有沒試過如此丟人
Not recently. I don't know which was lamer: their roller skating or their disco dancing.
至少最近沒有 我都說不出他們哪個更爛了 到底是寒冰技巧還是他們的迪斯科舞姿
For me, the worst part was when people saw us leave with them.
就我而言 最慘的是人們看到了我們和他們一起離開的
You had some nice moves out there, Howard. Thanks. You, too.
你小子有兩手啊 霍華德 謝謝夸獎 你也不錯
Did you notice all the people looking at us?
你注意到人們看我們的眼神了嗎
Not really. I was in my boogie zone.
沒怎么注意 我完全沉迷在了舞步中
When Howard tried to do the splits...Shh.
當霍華德想要劈叉的時候 噓
Sorry. I'm moving a little slow. I think I bruised my coccyx.
抱歉 我走得有點慢 可能是挫傷了尾骨
Oh, poor baby. Don't tell Koothrappali.
可憐的小寶貝 別告訴庫薩帕里
After you. Oh, what a gentleman.
你先請 真紳士
Hey, Sheldon. Oh, my God! Are you... Good Lord! You're ruining everything!
嗨 謝爾頓 天啊 你在 我的神啊 你們把一切都毀了
Oh, damn. Are you okay?
該死的 你沒事吧
Do I look okay? Don't bark at me. I fell, too.
我看起來像沒事嗎 別沖我發火啊 我也摔了
Oh, you've been falling all night. You're used to it.
你都摔一晚上了 也該習慣了
Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?
謝爾頓 你到底在干嘛
The same thing I've been doing for three days.
做我這三天一直在做的工作
Trying to figure out why electrons behave as if they have no mass when traveling through a graphene sheet.
想要弄明白為什么電子在穿過石墨烯時會表現得像是沒有質量一樣
With marbles? Well, I needed something bigger than peas, now, didn't I?
用大理石來推測 我總得找點比豆子大的東西不是嗎
Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?
謝爾頓 你上次睡覺是什么年代
I don't know, two, three days. Not important. I don't need sleep. I need answers.
不知道 大概2 3天 這無關緊要 我不需要睡眠 我想要答案
I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.
我要找出 在這個充滿不平衡方程的沼澤中是什么阻礙了真理的蛤蟆
Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
真理的蛤蟆 這是物理學上的名詞嗎
No, that's a crazy thing. Okay, Sheldon.
不 那是瘋狂的產物 好了 謝爾頓
What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
如果我們不能保證足夠的快速眼動睡眠的話 會對神經受體造成怎樣的影響呢
They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine. Which leads to...? Impaired cognitive function.
會失去對5 羥色胺和正腎上腺素的敏感性 那就會引起認知功能受損
Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
沒錯 所以進屋去 刷刷牙 上床睡覺
But I don't want to go to bed.
但我不想睡覺
I'm going to count to three. One...
我數三下 一
Oh, all right. That was amazing how you handled him. I know how to deal with stubborn children.
哦 好吧 你的手段真是太高明了 我知道怎么對付不聽話的小孩
My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement.
我媽以前在我家地下室辦了個非法日托班
Leonard, you're... you're giggling in your sleep.
萊納德 你睡覺時在鬼笑嗎
It's not me. It's my new ringtone. The Joker from Batman.
不是我笑的 是我的新手機鈴聲 是《蝙蝠俠》里的小丑
Well, it creeps me out.
嚇著我了
Me, too, but I paid three bucks for it. Just answer the phone.
也嚇我一跳 但我花了3塊錢定的 接電話吧還是
Hello. Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter.
你好 我是萊納德·霍夫斯塔德
Yeah, yeah, he's my roommate. Oh, God, is he okay?
沒錯 他是我的室友 天啊 他沒事吧
Yeah, all all right. I'll be right there.
好的 我馬上過去
What happened? Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.
怎么了 謝爾頓逃走了 恐怖降臨了村莊
Okay. Have fun.
好吧 去吧 玩的開心點
Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter. Where is he? Ball pit.
我是霍夫斯塔德博士 他在哪兒 海洋球那里
Thanks for not calling the cops.
真感謝你沒報警
Oh, hey, it's no big deal. My sister's got a kid who's special.
沒事的 我姐姐也有個智障小孩
ah, well, he's extra special.
呃 他是極度智障
Hey, Shelly. What you doing?
嘿 謝利 你干嘛呢
Size ratio was all wrong. Couldn't visualize it. Needed bigger carbon atoms.
體積比錯得一塌糊涂 我不能把它們具象化 我要找更大的碳原子
Sure, sure. How did you get into this place?
好好好 你怎么進來的
Back door has a five pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm. Child's play.
后門裝了個五針腳制動系統和單回路報警器 小孩子的玩意了
You can start sorting protons and neutrons while I build carbon atoms.
我在建立碳原子模型的時候 你正好可以把質子和中子分類整理出來
No, I don't think so. We need to go home now. But I'm still working.
我可不這么想 我們現在該回家了 但我還在工作
If you don't come out of there, I'm going to have to drag you out.
要是你不出來 我就去把你抓出來
You can try, but you'll never catch me.
試試看啊 你永遠別想抓到我
For God's sakes. Sheldon, come here!
我的老天爺啊 謝爾頓 過來
Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga.
抓不到俺 我閃 我再閃 抓不到噢 你個廢廢
