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And besides, you can't really believe gossip.
而且，你不能聽信傳聞
Look at all that hate mail I got with people calling me a bitch, and I'm not a bitch.
瞧瞧我收到的仇恨信，多少人罵我賤貨啊，可其實我不是。
Well, that's debatable. Martha Stewart, hi. Hello.
這有待商議。瑪莎·斯圖爾特，你好。你好啊。
I'm Caroline, and this is my business partner, Max, and we have a start-up cupcake business.
我是卡洛琳，這是我的生意伙伴麥克斯，我們的小蛋糕生意剛起步。
Dude, are you serious? You're still going for it.
妹子，你不是吧，都這樣了你還不放手啊
I know this is highly inappropriate,
我知道這非常不合時宜
but we brought a cupcake here tonight in hopes that you might taste it.
但我們今晚帶了個小蛋糕過來，衷心希望你能嘗一口。
So you want me to taste your cupcake in the ladies room. What's inappropriate about that?
所以你要我在女廁所吃你的小蛋糕。還有比這更不合時宜的嗎？
We're a start-up business. We've got to take risks. This is Max. She's the baker.
我們的生意剛起步，不抓住機會不行啊。這位是麥克斯，她是烘培師。
You're the baker. I'm the baker. Hm, it looks quite appealing.
你是烘培師啊。我是烘培師。看起來蠻吸引人的。
Oh, my God. I know this is a social event, so I'm so sorry for making it about business.
天啊。我知道這是社交場合，很抱歉把它弄得那么商業化。
When you're in business for yourself, you have to take every situation as a business opportunity.
當你自己出來打拼事業時，你必須得把每一個場合都當作是商機。
Look, I have five of these in here.
瞧，我還隨身帶著五本書呢
I love your magazine. I read every single issue until they realized I didn't even go to that doctor.
我超愛看你的家政雜志。我閱讀上面每一篇文章，直到我被抓到不是看病，只是去偷看雜志。
Well, in spite of the fact that you have not yet washed your hands...
我要說一句，你至今還沒有洗手...
I was just changing my dress in there. I'll taste it. You will?
我剛是在里面換衣服的。我會嘗一口。真的嗎？
I like your entrepreneurial drive.
我喜歡你的闖勁
And I have a feeling that it's actually the only way I'm gonna get out of here alive.
而且我深深地覺得，只有嘗一口，才能活著離開這兒。
That is our beer batter maple bacon spring break cupcake. Hm, clever name. Thank you.
這是我們的酒混面粉加楓蜜培根的特制春假小蛋糕。名字不錯。謝謝。
It is a little smushed, though. That's unfortunate. I told you.
不過有點糊了，真可惜。我都說了。
Mmm. Quiet tasty. I like it. Do you girls have a card?
蠻好吃的。我喜歡。你們有名片嗎？
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
拿出來，拿出來，快拿出來
Ah, thank you very much. "Max's homemade cupcakes."
非常感謝。"麥克斯自制小蛋糕"。
Well, you know who'd really like that cupcake? Stoners.
你知道誰會超級喜歡你們的小蛋糕嗎？癮君子。
She said "Max's homemade cupcakes."
她念了"麥克斯自制小蛋糕"這名字
Martha Stewart likes our cupcakes! Martha Stewart likes our cupcakes!
瑪莎·斯圖爾特喜歡我們的小蛋糕！瑪莎·斯圖爾特喜歡我們的小蛋糕！
