評論
打印
One, two...
一，二
Han, did you just go up on your tiptoes like a big boy?
阿憨，你踮腳是為了顯得個子高點嗎
Well, I wasn't expecting a photo opportunity.
我不知道今天會需要拍照
And I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
所以我沒穿湯姆·克魯斯也愛穿的增高鞋來
Max, give him a break. This is a man who was too short to be a jockey.
麥克斯，別說他了。這男人矮的都當不上馬師
Oleg, give me your camera. I must approve picture.
奧列格，給我相機。我得審核照片。
We've taken it three times already.
我們都拍了三次了
Han, if you want a nip slip, just ask.
阿憨，如果你想要奶子走光照，就直說
My dress is too pretty for this conversation,
我的衣服這么漂亮，不適合參與這種話題
so I'm gonna go get the cupcake from the refrigerator.
所以我還是去冰箱把蛋糕拿出來吧
And I'm going to warm up my new town car for the ladies.
那我先為姑娘們熱一下我的加長新轎車
New? What is this, 2002?
新車？如果現在是2002年，那就是新車
I hope so, then I will have chance to meet you for first time all over again.
我倒希望，這樣我就有機會重新與你相遇。
Now this is not professional driver talk.
這可不是專職司機該講的話
Hey, fancy ball Buster, what's your deal?
舞會仙女婆婆，你這是鬧哪樣
You told him to get a dream and a drive, and he did.
是你告訴他要有夢想與沖勁，現在他做到了。
Max, I have two sore spots. Trusting men and...
麥克斯，我有兩個痛處。一個是相信男人
And here, where that crazy Jamaican wove my extensions too tight.
另一個是這里，那個牙買加瘋子把我的頭發接得太緊了
I'm thinking I should wait to put the cupcake in the cupcake purse till we get out of the car.
我在想等下車之后，我再把小蛋糕放進小蛋糕包里
We want our beer batter maple bacon cupcake to represent our cupcake business.
我要用混酒面粉加楓蜜培根小蛋糕，作為我們小蛋糕業務的招牌。
We have a new record. She cupcake four times in one speech.
她又刷新記錄了。一口氣居然說了四次小蛋糕。
We should go. Upper East Side from Brooklyn at this time of day is crazy.
我們該走了。這個點從布魯克林去上東區該堵死了。
But we came in here to show Earl.
可我們來這是為了讓厄爾看看
Maybe Earl decided not to come since he had the night off.
可能厄爾覺得今晚休息就不過來了吧
Max, we really should be there at the start. That's prime Martha Stewart stalking time.
麥克斯，我們必須在一開始就到場。那是偷偷接近瑪莎·斯圖爾特的最佳時機。
You're right. And Martha will probably have to leave early to get up to bake;
你說得對，瑪莎"很可能"會需要提早離場，回家干活
a little something I knows about. The only difference between Martha and I
這方面我也經驗豐富。我和瑪莎唯一的區別是
is she probably doesn't have to worry about waking up her roommate who lives four feet from the oven.
她無需擔心會吵醒睡在烤箱四英尺之外的室友
But otherwise, twinsies!
除此之外，毫無差別啊！
