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Paul Platt parties. Please hold.
保羅·普拉特派對公司，請稍等
Poor kid. If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
可憐的娃啊。如果我是他，我就會對人說，請拿槍斃了我吧
He's probably excited to be working for Paul Platt.
能為保羅·普拉特工作，他一定很興奮
Look at all these magazines calling him the next Martha Stewart.
看看這些雜志都稱他是下一代的瑪莎·斯圖爾特
Someday, we'll have articles about us.
有一天，雜志也會有我們的專題的
You know, pictures of you and me standing outside our country home.
還配上我們倆站在我們別墅外的照片
Hold on. We're rich and still living together?
等等。我們有錢后還得一起住啊
Okay, she's leaving. This is us.
好了，她要走了，輪到我們了
About time. Been sitting here so long my ass is asleep,
是該到我們了。坐等好久，我屁股都睡著了
which kind of goes against my theory that it won't quit.
但我是不會夾著屁股逃跑的
Hi, Paul's going to be a little longer.
保羅還有點事，請稍等
It's fine. It's just how much...
沒關系，不過還...
Paul Platt parties, please hold. Paul Platt parties... How much longer...Please hold. Me or them?
保羅·普拉特派對公司，請稍等。保羅·普拉特派對公司，還得等...請稍等。我們還是他們？
I got the ass pins and needles. Max. What? We're on hold.
坐得姐屁股發麻。麥克斯。干嘛？反正沒輪到我們
Have a seat. Five more minutes. Paul Platt parties.
請坐吧，再稍等五分鐘。保羅·普拉特派對公司
The word "Party" at a party planner's? Little obvious.
派對公司墻上掛寫著派對的畫。脫褲子放屁嘛
Like me having art that says "will die alone."
跟我掛一幅"孤獨終老"一樣多余
Wait. I think this is Johnny's art. No way.
等等。不會吧，這是強尼畫的
"No way" is right. Johnny's a nobody. Paul Platt wouldn't have a framed "Johnny" in his office.
當然不會，強尼只是小角色。保羅·普拉特才不屑掛強尼的畫呢
Look, signed "Jpeg." That's his tag. Yo, what's the deal with this art?
你看這簽名，寫著電子圖檔哥呢。這畫誰畫的啊
It's a street artist. Everyone's getting really into him now.
一個街頭藝術家，最近還挺火熱的。
Oh, yeah? He was trying to get into me a few months ago.
是嗎？幾個月前他也想跟我"搞"得火熱呢
It was more emotional than that.
其實是有故事的啦
He cheated on his girlfriend with her and then blew her off.
他搞外遇來找她，后來又把她甩了
It was really hard for us.
這事情傷我們挺深的。
