評論
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God, what am I doing with my life?
天哪，我這是在做什么啊?
You having second thoughts about acting?
你要不要再想想表演的事?
You were on set, you saw what it was like.
你就在現場，你都看到是什么樣子了
Yeah, but it's not always that bad. Oh, really?
是呀，但也不是都這么糟糕。真的嗎?
What about when you did, uh, Anne Frank at that cute little theater?
比如那次你在一個可愛的小劇場，表演安妮·弗蘭克（《安妮日記》的作者）
It was over a bowling alley.
那是在保齡球館
Yeah, but... there was ample parking.
好吧，不過...至少那地方停車位挺多的
Are you done?
你說完了嗎?
And you were so good in the TV commercial.
還有你那個電視廣告拍得很好啊
It was for hemorrhoid cream.
那是痔瘡膏的廣告
And I got itchy and swollen just watching you.
光看著你，我就又癢又脹了
Leonard, you are really not cheering me up. Come on.
萊納德，你一點兒也沒讓我開心起來。拜托
How can you be sad when you're going home with all five-foot-six of this?
你帶著這樣170的漢子回家怎么還會不開心呢?
Hmm. You think you're five-foot-six, that's funny.
你覺得你有170?這挺逗的
I don't understand it.
我不明白
I'm a nice guy, I have a great job, I'm well-educated, come from a good family... Why don't women want to be with me?
我是個好人，有一份好工作，文化程度高，家境優越，為什么女人會不想跟我在一起?
An interesting question.
這問題有意思
Well... good night.
好吧...晚安
Don't send me home. I can't be alone right now.
別趕我走啊，我現在不能一個人
That's your problem.
那就是你的問題
You can't be alone.
你不能一個人
What do you mean?
什么意思?
How many women have you had dates with?
你一共約過幾個女人?
Eleven. How many of those women did you think would become your perfect companion? Eleven.
11個。里面有多少個女人你覺得會成為你的完美好伴侶?11個
Wait. Do I count the 200-pound Sailor Moon girl that Howard and I had a threesome with at Comic Con? Sure.
等下。上次在漫展，跟我和霍華德"三人行"的那個200磅"月野兔"算不算?當然算
I'll stick with 11. She liked Howard better.
那還是11個。她更喜歡霍華德
Well, now do you see the problem? Maybe.
看出問題來了嗎?可能吧
I... I don't know. You... It's late, I-I should... I should go.
我也不知道。時候不早了，我該...我該走了
Look, I-I do get what you're saying.
你說的其實我有聽懂
Instead of desperately clinging to any woman who will go out with me, I need to work on my fear of being alone.
與其遇上一個愿意跟我約會的女人就死黏著，不如我一個人克服獨處的恐懼
I was trying to suggest chemical castration, but... it's my bedtime, so whatever gets you out the door. Good night.
我本來是想建議你化學閹割，不過...睡覺的時間到了，只要你能走出這扇門，咋樣都行。晚安
Howie, I'm back! Shh-shh-shh, I just got her to sleep.
華仔，我回來啦!噓，我剛剛哄她睡著。
Sorry. What took you so long? The grocery store is a few blocks away.
對不起，怎么去了這么久?雜貨店就離我們幾條街
They only had regular yogurt. I had to go to a different store to get the extra-fat kind your mom likes.
那里只有普通的酸奶，我只能去其他店買你媽喜歡的高脂酸奶
Then why do I smell coffee on your breath?
那我為什么聞到了咖啡的味道?
So what? After two days of taking care of her, excuse me for stopping to get a mocha.
那又怎么樣?都照顧她兩天了，我去喝了杯摩卡咖啡都不行么。
A mocha? Well, it must be nice to be queen. Queen?
摩卡?做女王大人的感覺一定很好吧。女王大人?
I've been killing myself here! Well, whose fault is that? I wanted to get a nurse, but you were all, "I'm nice. I want to take care of people."
我都快被折磨死了!那怪誰好呢?我想請個護士，但你卻一副"我是好人，我想照顧別人"的模樣
I'm glad I got that mocha.
我真慶幸我喝了那杯摩卡
And you know what else I'm glad about?
知道還有什么讓我感到慶幸嗎?
I bought you a brownie and I ate it in the car!
給你買的布朗尼蛋糕，我在車上吃掉了!
Howard! Thanks a lot. Now I have to go rub her belly again.
霍華德!真的多虧你。我現在又得去幫她按摩肚子了
Hey. Thanks for letting me come over. Of course. Please, come in.
嘿。謝謝你讓我過來。當然啦。請進吧
I just wanted to say how sorry I am about tonight, and... I want to make sure that we're okay.
我只想說關于今晚的事我有多么抱歉，然后...我想確認一下我們沒事吧
Uh, look, you and I haven't made any commitments to each other.
你看，我們又沒有跟對方承諾過什么。
I know. I just felt like I needed to explain.
我知道，我只是覺得需要跟你解釋下
The guy I was with did my last tattoo, and he's been asking me out for months.
和我一起的那個人，就是給我紋上一個紋身的人，他約了我好幾個月
I finally said yes just to get it over with. It's okay. Really?
我答應他出去約會，只是為了做個了結。沒關系。真的嗎?
Well, I mean, yeah, it freaked me out a little, but that's my issue, not yours. Wow.
只不過，當時讓我愣了那么一下，不過那是我的問題，和你無關。哇
If I saw you out with another woman, I'd be pretty upset. Thank you.
如果我看到你和別的女人約會，我會挺失落的。謝謝
Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
不是謝你會感到失落，而是謝謝你相信我真能和別的女人約會
Just so you know, I'm not seeing anyone else. Well, me, neither.
我只想你知道，除你之外我沒有和別人約會。我也是
Okay. Okay. Please. So, uh... you... you have tattoos? Yeah. I don't.
好吧。好吧。坐吧。那你...你有紋身?是啊。我沒有
I have a hole in my belly button that may or may not have been a piercing.
我在肚臍上穿了個孔不知道算不算是臍環
That's cool. It's a piercing. So, uh... how many tattoos?
那挺酷的。那是個臍環。那么...你有多少個紋身?
One on my shoulder, one not on my shoulder and one really not on my shoulder.
有一個在肩膀上，有一個不在肩膀上，還有一個在"完全不在肩膀"的部位
It's, uh... been a long time since I've seen a girl's... really not her shoulder. Well...
我...已經很久沒看到過女孩..."完全不在肩膀上"的部位了。那么...
how about you show me your piercing and I show you my tattoos?
要不你給我看你的臍環，我給你看我的紋身?
But, uh, before I take my shirt off, I just need like ten minutes to do some crunches.
不過，脫掉衣服之前，我需要先做10分鐘的仰臥起坐
Oh, my God. What a day.
我的天。真是難熬的一天
Can I get you anything? No.
要不要我給你拿點什么?不用了
I need to start making some smart decisions.
我要開始做些明智的選擇
With your career? With my life. Like what? I don't know.
職業上的選擇?生活上的選擇。譬如什么?我不知道
We could get married.
我們可以結婚呀
Come on, be serious. I am. Why?
拜托，正經點吧。我認真的。為什么?
Because I'm a-a "smart decision"? Well, yeah.
因為我是一個"明智的決定"?是啊
So I'm like a bran muffin.
那我就像個糠松餅
No, that's not what I'm saying. No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.
不，我不是那個意思，不，你就是這個意思。我是個無聊的東西，你選擇我是因為我對你有益處
What does it matter? The point is, I'm choosing you. Well, it matters a lot! I don't want to be a bran muffin.
有什么關系呀?重點是我選擇了你。關系可大了!我不想成為一個糠松餅
I-I want to be a... Cinnabon, you know?
我想成為一個肉桂卷，你懂吧?
A strawberry Pop-Tart.
一個草莓餡餅
Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.
能讓你感到興奮的東西，就算那會讓你得糖尿病
Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want. No, no. No, it's too late.
親愛的，你想當什么點心都成。不，不，晚了
I-I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.
我是你的糠松餅，可能不含脂肪，易于消化
You know what? Forget it. I never should've brought it up.
好了，算了吧，我就不該提這事兒
You know I want to marry you, but you're only doing this because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself.
你知道我想娶你的，但你現在想結婚只是因為你被炒了，因為你為自己感到難過
Okay, it may look that way, but getting fired from that movie was the best thing that could have happened to me, okay? I finally realize I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.
好吧，看起來是這樣，但對我來說被這部電影炒魷魚是在我身上發生的最好的事，懂嗎?我終于意識到我不需要功成名就才能幸福
Then what do you need? You, you stupid Pop-Tart!
那你需要什么呢?需要你啊，你這個二貨餡餅!
Oh. Then I guess I'm in.
噢。那我想我愿意
Really? You "guess you're in"?
真的嗎?你"想你愿意"?
Not like, "I guess I'm in." Like "I guess... I'm in!" Okay. Cool.
不是"我想我愿意"是"我想了想...我愿意!"好。酷
So is that it? Are... are we engaged?
就這樣了?我們...我們訂婚了?
Yeah, I think so. All right.
是，我想是的。好吧
What's wrong?
怎么了?
I'm not sure. Just... feels a little anticlimactic.
我也不知道，就是...覺得有點兒虎頭蛇尾
Yeah, it kind of does, huh? Oh, I know.
是有點兒，是吧?噢，我知道了
This might help.
這個可能有用
Where did you get a ring?
你哪來的戒指?
I've... had it for a couple years, not important.
我...都存了好幾年了，這不重要
Penny, will you marry me? Oh, my God, yes.
佩妮，你愿意嫁給我嗎?天哪，我愿意
This would have been so much more romantic if you didn't have monkey hair on your finger.
本來可以更浪漫的，要是你手指上沒粘猴毛的話
How you feeling?
感覺怎樣?
Last night was a little rough, but I think we're gonna get through this.
昨晚不太好過，但是我想我們會渡過難關的
I'm proud of us.
我為我們感到驕傲
Me, too. Where's my pancakes?!
我也是。我的薄煎餅在哪兒?!
Coming, Mrs. Wolowitz!
來了，沃洛維茨夫人!
You were right. Welcome to Team Putz.
你是對的。歡迎加入混蛋隊
