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I have a stamp right here, Earl. There, see? Order versus chaos.
我馬上就能拿出郵票，厄爾。看見沒，秩序對比混亂
Also known as OCD versus "Oh, here's a CD I forgot I had."
也是OCD對比"噢，我都忘了我有這張CD"
Would you prefer a flower, flag, or a love stamp?
郵票要什么圖案，花，旗幟或心形
Ladies, I don't care which, I just wanna get these taxes in the mail before the deadline.
姑娘們，哪個都行，我只想在截止日期前把報稅單寄出去
Earl, you do your own taxes?
厄爾，你自己報稅嗎？
I surely do. Proud to say I haven't missed a year since 1950
當然。我可以很自豪地說，從1950年開始從不間斷
when I had my first job as Frank Sinatra's ball boy.
那時候我第一份工作是法蘭克·辛納屈的球童
Ball boy? Was he a good tennis player?
球童，他還是個網球好手嗎
No, darling, he didn't play tennis. The job was washing his balls.
不，親愛的，他不玩網球。那工作就是給他清洗蛋蛋
And that was good work for those times.
在那個年代，這可是一份好工作啊
Do you mind if I look over your 1040 to see if I can increase your return?
我可以看一下你的1040表嗎，看看能不能多幫你報點退稅
Do you, Wharton, do you.
請便，沃頓高材生，請便
Well, at first glance, I see you short-changed yourself on some deductions. There's 500 right there.
一眼看過去，我發現你忽略了幾個稅額扣除項目。這里就有500塊
Why don't you sign this now, and I'll save you what I can and then drop it in the mail tomorrow?
你何不直接簽個名字，我回去看看怎么弄，然后明天再幫你寄出去
Max, look at this. Blonde ambition here just saved me $500.
麥克斯，瞧瞧。野心金發妹剛幫我省500塊呢
Really? That's pretty cool. Oh! There's another 100. No way, that's awesome.
真的嗎，挺不錯啊。這里還有100塊。靠，厲害死了
Ding, ding, ding. It's like I won the slots without being surrounded by those pissed off ladies with emphysema.
叮，叮，叮。就像我玩老虎機贏錢，身邊卻沒有圍滿嫉妒到氣得肺氣腫的女人
