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All right, ladies, listen up! Hey, Max!
女士們，聽好啦！嗨，麥克斯！
Hi, Toby. Heads-up, me, her, and, uh... Excuse me, what's your name?
嗨，托比。先說好，我跟她，還有...抱歉，你叫什么名字
Oh, it's cool, we don't have to do, like, the name thing.
無所謂的，不用問名字，裝友善的
A girl after my own heart! We're roommates.
深得我心的女孩啊。我們住一間
Got it. Now, since most of you have done this before, I'll make it quick.
沒問題。在座大多數人都有經驗了，我就長話短說吧
Half of you will get a placebo.
半數的人會吃到安慰劑
The other half will be a testing a new drug called Gladiva,
其他的將會吃到新藥"角斗名伶"
and no, that's not my stage name down at the clubs.
別亂想，這是藥名，不是我在舞廳的"藝名"
Okay, possible side effects may occur over the next 24 to 48 hours.
好的，副作用會在接下來24至48小時內出現
They are... drum roll please... Headaches, vomiting, flatulence, tongue-swelling, suicidal thoughts.
可能出現的癥狀有...頭痛，嘔吐，胃脹氣，舌頭腫大，自殺傾向
I'm having some right now. I.T.W....Inability To Walk.
我現在就有這傾向了。行喪。行走能力喪失。
Mm, I hope we get that 'cause that's the only thing that's gonna keep me here.
希望我會出現這個，不然我死也不待這里
And R.U.... Relentless urination. Fatigue, seizures... Camel toe. I'm kidding. That's my joke.
狂尿?？衲虿恢?。疲勞，抽搐，駱駝趾。開玩笑的，我開個玩笑而已
That's his joke. Good, 'cause I was out the door.
他就愛開這玩笑。幸好，不然老娘早閃人了
Also, TG, EB, CCS... You want me to explain those to you?
還有例如TG、EB、CCS。要我解釋給你聽嗎
Not until you see one happening to me. And A.L.
等我有了再解釋吧。還有大失
Anal leakage. The Grande Dame of side effects. Well, bottoms up.
大便失禁。副作用界的一姐哦。吞干凈吧
Max, don't say that after "anal leakage."
麥克斯，剛說完大便失禁誰還敢吞啊。
