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What are you doing?
你在做啥子
We're going to be late. I'm pacing nervously.
我們要遲到了 我在緊張地踱步
You're jogging.
你這是在慢跑
This is how the Flash paces.
閃電俠就這么踱步的
Just chill out, Sheldon.
淡定點 謝爾頓
I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash. And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration. I'm back.
我不是謝爾頓 我是閃電俠 現在我要去大峽谷吼叫 發泄我心中的沮喪 我回來了
I'm Batman.
蝙蝠俠來也
Oh, I hardly think so. The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
坑爹呢你 真正的蝙蝠俠要是遲到會打電話通知戰友的
I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.
我是走路過來的 拉杰上不了我的小摩托車后座
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks. Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. I forget the rest.
我說過無數次了 但我還是要說 水行俠太衰了 仰望天空 那是只鳥 是架飛機后面的我忘了 （后面那句應該是“那是超人”）
All right. Let's get this thing over with.
好吧 我們早死早超生吧
I'm sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
不好意思 哪兒來的金發神奇女俠啊
Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair.
龜毛個啥 誰會盯著她的頭發看啊
Ow! I mean, ow.
痛啊 應該是 可惡
Hold on. The costume came with a black wig.
等等 那套服裝里的黑色假發呢
Where is it, babe?
寶貝兒 在哪
No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
我才不要戴那個 看著遜斃了
Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.
拜托 我們可是要去比賽爭冠軍
Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.
想也別想 反正我不戴假發
Penny, there's no "I" In "Justice League." Well, actually...
佩妮 正義聯盟里沒有“小我”之說 （事實上 Justice里有個"i"）其實...
Don't. He's making our case.
閉嘴 他在為我們說話呢
Okay, babe. Uh... Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.
好吧 寶貝兒 你讓我在朋友面前有些難堪
Okay. You know what? I changed my mind. I'm not going.
得了 告訴你 我改主意了 我不去了
Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.
看來神奇女俠要換人咯
Babe, open up.
寶貝 開門
I'm not talking to you.
我不和你說話
Then who are you talking to?
那你現在在和誰說話
Babe? Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny...
寶貝 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
What the hell is wrong with you?
你到底有什么毛病
I'm the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.
我是閃電俠 我剛敲了三萬次門
Okay. What do you want, Sheldon?
得 你要干嘛 謝爾頓
I understand why you're upset.
我明白你為什么不開心
Really?
是嗎
Yes. You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.
是的 你擔心這個裝扮會讓你顯胖
No. Wh-What... Does it?
不是 怎么... 很顯胖嗎
Don't worry. Wonder Woman was an Amazon. And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.
不用擔心 神奇女俠是亞馬遜人 亞馬遜的女孩子都很高大健壯
Good-bye, Sheldon.
滾吧 謝爾頓
But they're not blonde, so put on your wig. Hello?
但她們不是金發 快把假發戴上 聽到嗎
Stupid Aquaman. If it makes you feel any better, when I was dating Penny, she used to flip out on me all the time.
傻逼水行俠 不知道這樣算不算安慰 我以前和佩妮交往時 她也一直會生我的氣
Whoa. You dated Penny?
啥 你和佩妮約會過
She didn't tell you?
她都沒和你說嗎
She told me she dated a guy named Leonard. Who would have thought it was you?
她說和個叫萊納德的人交往過 誰會想到那就是你
Who else would it be?
那還能是誰
I don't know. Somebody bigger and...
我也不知道 某個更壯的...
Yeah, sure. Why not you?
可不是 顯然是你嘛
I may have failed.
我也許失敗了
Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman.
好吧 那我們只能不帶神奇女俠去了
I don't want to go without Penny.
佩妮不去我也不去
Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
太好了 沒有超人 沒有神奇女俠 就只有瘦骨嶙峋的閃電俠 印度水行俠 近視的綠燈俠 還有個袖珍型的蝙蝠俠
Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
顯然 這不能再稱為正義聯盟沒辦法了 只能換布偶裝了（指《The Muppet Show》《大青蛙布偶秀》)
Ooh, I call Kermit.
我要當科米蛙(科米蛙是該秀的導演和支持)
I'm Kermit. U're Scooter.
我才是科米蛙 你當斯庫特(斯庫特是跑腿 劇場主人的侄子)
Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
不要 斯庫特太衰了 他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行俠
No, we can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny.
不 不到最后不能放棄 萊納德 你去找佩妮談
What makes you think I can convince her?
你為啥覺得我能說服她
You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.
你都讓她跟你上床了 很明顯 你的超能力就是給人洗腦
Okay, let me see if I understand this.
好吧 看我這么說對不對
You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize?
你想讓我去說服我前女友去跟她的新男友一起參加化裝派對 就為了讓我們贏那個愚蠢的獎嗎
Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck.
對 記得讓她戴上黑假發 好運
Go away, Sheldon. It's Leonard.
走開 謝爾頓 我是萊納德
Go away, Leonard.
走開 萊納德
Come on, let me just talk to you.
拜托 讓我跟你談談
It's open. I'm not going to that party, Leonard.
門開著呢 我不會去那派對的 萊納德
Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig. At this party, we're gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl.
聽我說 你不必戴那假發 只要能帶個女生去那派對 我們就等于不戰而勝了
It's not the wig.
不是假發的問題
Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, like you said, which believe me, was difficult, given how you and me used to be... you know, "You and me," And now you and him are "You and him."
那是因為我嗎 我想跟扎克交個朋友 相信我 那對我并不容易 鑒于你我之前... 之前是我們 現在你和他在一起了
Okay, look. We're not really "Me and him."
其實 我們并沒真正在一起
Then what are you?
那你倆這算什么
I don't know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve. How pathetic is that?
我不知道 我之所以重新跟扎克約會只因為我不想獨自度過新年夜 多可悲啊
Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve.
沒有穿成這個樣子 新年夜去漫畫書店度過可悲
You make a cute Green Arrow.
你扮成綠箭俠很可愛
Green Lantern.
這是綠燈俠
Like there's a difference.
又沒什么區別
There's a big difference. Arrow. Lantern.
有很大區別 射箭是這樣的 提燈是這樣的
Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, but this, with the costumes, and you...
隨便吧 要是我和扎克去一個普通的夜店或派對 那就沒問題 但讓我扮成這樣 還有你...
What about me?
我怎么了
Nothing. Let's go to the party. How do I look?
沒什么 我們去派對吧 我看起來怎樣
I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there.
我保證你會是派對上最靚的女孩
Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
好了 好消息是 我們有神奇女俠了
Oh. Yes. What's the bad news?
太好了 壞消息呢
Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
超人今晚不會有"性福"了
Aw, damn.
該死
And the award for best group costume goes to... Justice League of America... Number Three!
獲得最佳服裝獎的組合是...美國正義聯盟...三號隊
Thank you! Thank you so much!
謝謝 非常感謝
Okay. Okay, ten seconds to midnight. Ten, nine, eight...
好了 倒數十秒到新年 十 九 八
No, wait! I have a speech.
不 等等 我還得發言呢
Seven, six...Stop counting! Five, four, three...
七 六... 別數了 五 四 三...
This is my moment, dag nab it!
這一時刻應該屬于我
Two, one! Happy New Year!
二 一 新年快樂
I'm not going to say another word until you people settle down.
除非你們安靜下來不然我是不會再說話了
I'm waiting.
我等著呢
That was a great party. We should dress like this all the time.
這派對真棒 我們真該一直這樣穿
Are you high?
你嗑藥了嗎
You're being a bully.
現在是你在欺負他了
Check it out. Those guys are breaking into that car.
快看 那些人在砸車窗偷東西
What should we do?
我們該怎么辦
We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do. Turn around and slowly walk away.
我們是美國正義聯盟 唯一能做的事就是轉身默默走開
Nah. Hold up.
算了 等等我
Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm, so I'm going to turn it down.
我知道冬天恒溫器要設定在華氏72度（約22攝氏度） 但我有點熱 所以我調低點啊
Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!
天哪 你太讓我失望了 萊納德·霍夫斯塔德
Fine.
好吧
