評論
打印
Now, what's up?
好吧 怎么了
Well, uh... okay.
那個 嗯
I don't want to get back together with Penny.
我不想和佩妮復合
We tried it, it was crazy, it didn't work,but I can't deal with the fact that she slept with my friend Raj.
我們嘗試過 很瘋狂 效果很糟糕 但我也不能接受 她和我朋友拉杰上床了
And then I find out that Raj's sister Priya, who I've been going out with for eight months, is moving back to India. So I'm just completely confused and alone.
我還發現拉杰的妹妹普莉婭 我和她交往了八個月 而她現在要回印度 所以我完全迷茫和寂寞了
I understand.
我理解
Got any advice?
有什么建議嗎
Yes. Buck up.
有 振作起來
Excuse me. You're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development,and all you've got is "Buck up"?
啥 你一個世界知名的 育兒和兒童成長專家 能給的建議就是"振作起來"嗎
Sorry. Buck up, sissy pants.
不好意思 振作起來 小娘炮
Thanks, Mother. I feel much better.
多謝 媽媽 我感覺好多了
If you need any more help from me,my books are available on Amazon. Logging off.
你要是有什么要我幫忙 就去亞馬遜上買我的書 下了
...ninety-nine, one hundred.
九十九 一百
It's like a waterfall of liquid gold.
秀發如金色瀑布一般傾瀉而下
My turn.
輪到我了
You know, I don't even know what the point of me staying in L.A. Is. I haven't gotten a single acting job since I moved out here.
我都不知道我干嘛要住在洛杉磯 我搬到這后連一次演員工作機會都沒有
The closest I came was last month,I got a callback for a hemorrhoid commercial.
最接近的就是上個月 一個做痔瘡廣告的打了電話給我
Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids.
我覺得你那張臉演得了痔瘡的會很傳神
I know, right?
你也覺得吧
Maybe I should just move back to Nebraska.
我是不是干脆搬回內布拉斯加得了
No, I can't let you do that.
不 你不能這么做
Why not?
為什么
For the first time ever,I have a thriving social life. And no pressure,but it kind of lives and dies with you.
有史以來第一次我的社交生活蒸蒸日上 不是給你壓力 但你要是走了 這一切都完了
Hi, Amy.Can I talk to Penny?
你好 艾米 我能和佩妮談談嗎
A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door?
我的滾輪床有人來睡 還有男生來我家
I wish I could tell 13-year-old me "It does get better."
我真想穿越回去告訴十三歲的我 "真的會好起來的"
How did you know I was here?
你怎么知道我在這里
It's all over her Facebook page.
她的Facebook上都寫了
I'll take your stuff to the bedroom and clear out a drawer.
我把你的東西搬去臥室 然后給你謄出一個抽屜
Thanks.
謝謝。
No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay?
沒事 這次管好你的褲子 好嗎
So, hi.What's up?
你好 有事嗎
I was wondering if you're free Friday.They're having a Totally '80s Night at the Greek. Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves and three-fifths of Kajagoogoo.
不知道你周五有沒有空 周五在格里克有個八十年代之夜 有霍爾與奧茲二重唱 卡特琳娜 均是八十年代的音樂人和組合 還有卡加勾勾組合里的三個人
Oh Gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is...
這真的很不錯 但問題是...
Aw, there's a thing.
有問題了
Look, honey, I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. We should've never slept together.It's what ruins friendships.
聽著 親愛的 我當時醉得很厲害 昨晚犯了個嚴重的錯誤 我們絕不該發生這種關系 這會毀了我們的友誼的
You can't ruin a friendship with sex.
做愛是毀不了友誼的
That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
就好像巧克力屑不會毀了冰淇淋一樣
Come here.Just listen to me. I want to go back to the way we were before.
來坐下來 聽我說 我想時光倒流 回到我們從前那樣
You know, friends.No sprinkles.
當朋友 不放巧克力屑
Oh. All right.
哦！好吧
Thank you.
謝謝你
Well, as your friend, you might like to know that, um...
作為朋友 我要告訴你
we didn't have sex in the conventional sense.
傳統意義上來說 我們沒有做愛
Oh, God.Did you pull some weird Indian crap on me?
天哪 你對我做了什么怪異的印度花樣嗎
No, no.
不 不是的
After we got undressed and jumped in bed,you-you asked if I had protection.
我們脫光衣服上床之后 你問了我有沒有帶安全套
Oh, you did, didn't you?
哦 你一定帶了 是吧
Of course. I'm always packing.
當然 我一向隨身帶著的
Anyway,um, I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and...that was all she wrote.
總之 當時我有點戴不上套子 你就想來幫我 然后就沒有然后了
So, we didn't actually...
所以 我們其實沒有...
I did.It was beautiful.
我射了 感覺很美妙
Oh!!
天啊！！
Penny, please, please promise me you won't tell anybody about this.
佩妮 求求你答應我 不會告訴任何人
Of course I won't. No, I won't. Oh, good.
當然 一定不說 太好了
Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a "Candle in the Wind" deal?
我可不可以告訴別人 我們的愛燃燒太快 轉瞬即逝 就像"風中之燭"那樣
Sure.
當然可以
Cool. Can I say it fell apart because you were all "I want to have your babies" and I was like "I'm too rock and roll to be tied down"?
酷 我可以說我們分手是因為你一直嚷嚷著想要我孩子 而我覺得自己還要繼續流浪不能安定下來嗎
No.
不行
Can I say I ruined you for white men?
我可以說因為你是白種人 所以我甩了你嗎
Also no.
還是不行
Okay just the kindle thing... Yeah...
好，那就直說“風中之燭”…… 對……
Cool.All right... friend.
酷 好吧 朋友
I'll see you around.
回見
Okay.
好的
Raj, wait.
拉杰 等等
Thank you for being my friend.
謝謝你當我朋友
Penny? enhuh?
佩妮 嗯？
It's getting beautiful again.
我又開始覺得美妙了
All right, this is a Google Earth view of the field of battle.
好了 這是本戰場的"谷歌地球"畫面
I don't see anything.
我什么都沒看見
Give it a second to load.
等一會 在載入
Whenever you're ready, AT&T!
可以了吧 AT&T(美國電話電報公司)
Okay, here we go.This is us here.
好了 來吧 我們在這
To the south is Professor Loomis and the Geology Department.According to their twitter feed, they're out of sunblock,which means they'll have to hug the tree line or risk melanoma.
南面是盧米斯教授和地質系諸人 據其twitter記錄 他們沒防曬霜了 就是說他們要不躲在林木線下 不然就有得黑色素瘤危險
That's our edge.
這就是我們的優勢
All we have to do is move quickly over this ridge,the rock-worshipping pasty-faced bastards won't know what hit them! All right, let's move out.
我們只需要快速穿過這個山脊 就能把這幫崇拜石頭 蒼白臉色的混蛋 出其不意地擊倒 好了 出發吧
Hang on, Sheldon.
等等 謝爾頓
How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to India?
你怎么能不告訴我 你妹妹要回印度
Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors about my fiance.
也許他當時正忙著寫關于我未婚妻的拙劣陰莖隱喻
Screw you.That was a beautifully written penis metaphor.
滾你的 那明明是絕妙的陰莖隱喻
You know what, guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball. What do you say we just bag it?
各位 我實在沒心情打彩彈球 不如我們直接當逃兵吧
Fine with me. Sure whatever.
我沒意見。 好吧，隨便。
You can't quit. That's a court-martial offense. That's punishable by...
不能當逃兵這樣是要交軍事法庭審判的罪行 可被判處...
You can't quit.
反正不行
Sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games.
抱歉謝爾頓 現在玩彩彈球游戲實在不是時候
This is a game to you? Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game? Huh? Was the sack of Rome a game?
你以為這是游戲嗎 安提耶坦之戰也是游戲嗎 美國南北戰爭時期的著名戰役 羅馬被洗劫也是游戲嗎（歷史上 羅馬曾遭多次洗劫 ）
Yes, no and no.
是 不是 不是
Wait.
慢著
I just want you all to know that I forgive you.
我只是想你們知道 我原諒你們了
This mutiny isn't your fault,it's mine.
這次叛變不是你們的錯 是我的問題
I haven't earned these bars.
我配不上這些兩道杠(軍銜)
Although what I lack in leadership, apparently I more than make up for in sewing.
顯然我的領導才能的不足 全彌補在縫紉技術上了
Let it go, Sheldon. I'll get you a Jamba Juice on the way home.
算了吧 謝爾頓 （原名堅寶果汁）回家的路上我會給你買杯丈八果汁的
No. Jamba Juice is for heroes.
不要 丈八果汁是給英雄喝的
And that's what we're going to be.
所以我們要當英雄
What are you doing?
你要干嘛
Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo.
步柯克船長和嘎嘣脆船長 以及袋鼠船長的后塵
Geology isn't a real science!
地質學不是真正的科學
Damn those sons of bitches!Let's get 'em! Eat paint!
那幫混球太過分了 干掉他們 嘗嘗老子的厲害
If there's ever a Church of Sheldon,this will be when it started.
如果將來有謝爾頓黨的話 那應該就是從此時開始的
Ow!
哎呦喂
I'd like to propose a toast to the man whose noble sacrifice inspired our victory,Captain Sheldon Cooper.
讓我們為英雄舉杯 正是他悲壯的犧牲 我們才能贏得勝利 感謝謝爾頓·庫珀上尉
Cheer Cheer
干杯 干杯
Excuse me. It's Major Sheldon Cooper.
抱歉 應該是謝爾頓·庫珀少校
With my last breath, I awarded myself a battlefield promotion.
為了犒賞在沙場上的英勇 我用僅存的一口氣 給自己升了一級官
It's kind of a big deal.
這也算小有成就吧
Hi. You guys have a minute?
嗨 你們有時間嗎
Uh, yeah, sure.
當然有
Okay.
好的
Well, I already talked to Raj,but I wanted to apologize to the rest of you for,you know, everything.
我已經跟拉杰談過了 但是我想向你們其他幾個道歉 為之前的一切 道個歉
Please, Penny, let me.
拜托 佩妮 讓我來說吧
We've decided to let our crazy, wonderful night together be just one of those memories you have and can call to mind when you're feeling blue or you're in the shower.
我們決定讓那晚既瘋狂又美好的春宵 成為大家心里的美好回憶 當你們心情低落或洗澡時 可以拿出來回味一下
Hey, what you doing, Quick Draw?
你這是干什么 三分鐘先生(早泄王)
Sorry. Go on.
抱歉 您請說
Anyways, I wanted you guys all to know that I've been taking a really hard look at things and come to the conclusion I have to stop kidding myself.
總之 我來是想告訴大家 我很認真地審視了一遍自己 于是得出一個結論 我不能再自欺欺人了
I suck at acting.
我根本不會演戲
It's time for me to move back to Nebraska.
是時候卷鋪蓋回家了
You're leaving?
你要走嗎
Yeah.
對
What are you going to do in Nebraska?
你準備回內布拉斯加做什么
I don't know, maybe teach acting.
不知道 或許教表演吧
Oh, sorry. Hold on.Hello?
抱歉 稍等 你好
Penny, listen, I hope you're not doing this 'cause of you and me, because I have a girlfriend, and you're a single woman...
佩妮 聽著 我不希望你是因為我才走的 因為我有女友相伴 而你只能孤芳自賞
Shh! It's my agent, it's my agent.
別吵 我經紀人打來的
You're kidding.Oh, my gosh.I can't believe it! Really?!
你開什么玩笑 天啊 我簡直不敢相信 真的嗎
Oh, I'm so excited! Thank you so much. Okay, bye.
我太激動了 非常感謝 好 再見
I got the hemorrhoid commercial!I start Monday!
我接了個痔瘡廣告 周一開拍
What about Nebraska?
那內布拉斯加呢
Oh, hell with Nebraska.I'm gonna be a star!
鬼才回內布拉斯加 姐要當明星啦
Have you ever thought of teaching physics?
你有考慮過教物理嗎
Ready to ride?
準備要上馬了嗎
I don't think so, Mom.Not today.
恐怕不行 媽 今天不行
Oh, sweetie.
小寶貝
Hemorrhoids acting up again?
痔瘡又犯了吧
You don't know the half of it.
你不會明白我的痛
Oh, yes, I do.
不 我懂
Try a dab of this.
只需輕抹痛處一點點
Rose-scented Preparation-H for women?
女性專用玫瑰香型白宮痔瘡膏
Now, the "H" Is for "Her."
現在白宮的大門是專為你而開
I'm proud of you.
我真為你感到驕傲
Shh! Here comes my joke.
別吵 到我抖包袱了
How you doing?
感覺如何
Sittin n pretty
爽快又自在(雙關: 痔瘡沒問題+騎馬很開心)
