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Oh, look. We just passed a Carvel.
快看，我們剛路過一家凱菲
What's a Carvel?
什么是凱菲啊
Carvel ice cream. You know, Fudgie the Whale, Cookie Puss.
凱菲冰激凌啊。他們的軟糖鯨魚，餅干貓沒聽過嗎
Come on, how could you not know Carvel? They have them everywhere.
不是吧，怎么可能沒聽過凱菲冰激凌？他們的冰激凌車隨處可見
Oh, wait. Is that that white trash ice cream?
等等。就是窮苦白人吃的冰激凌嗎
How dare you! It is not white trash.
你再說一次試試！才不是窮苦白人吃的
And I wouldn't be so high and mighty. You're on a free bangbus to a prison.
而且你也別裝什么高貴了。你正坐在通往監獄的免費巴士上呢
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had such a strong emotional connection to ice cream.
真是抱歉哦。我沒想到你對冰激凌有如此強烈的感情
Not to the ice cream. The ice cream cake.
不是冰激凌，是冰激凌蛋糕
When I was ten, I asked my mom for a birthday party.
我十歲時，我讓我媽給我辦生日派對
She said yes but then flaked out and forgot to call anyone.
她答應之后，又睡過去了，沒邀請任何人來
I'm starting to understand why you don't like birthday parties.
現在我懂為什么你不喜歡生日派對了
So after I waited on the porch for an hour,
我在陽臺干等了一個小時后
I'll stole 20 bucks from her purse,
就去她皮包偷了20塊
thumbed it out to Carvel, and bought myself a Fudgie the Whale cake.
攔了一輛冰激凌車，然后買了軟糖鯨魚冰激凌蛋糕吃
Ate the whole thing with a pink plastic spoon,
用一根小粉勺把它全部吃光
and it was way better than any party ever could have been.
那種幸福感，是任何生日派對都比不上的
I heard that. There ain't nothing better than Fudgie the Whale.
我全聽見了。軟糖鯨魚冰激凌蛋糕最棒了
I love the chocolate crunchies.
我最愛巧克力碎果仁口味
Bitch, everybody love the damn chocolate crunchies!
白癡，誰不愛那個口味啊
