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Move over, I want to slide in close to you,
坐進去，我想跟你坐靠近
so we can take the picture for our new website.
然后拍張照片放我們網站上
Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.
你想跟我搞拉拉情就直接上
You don't have to pretend it's for the website.
別用網站照片當借口
It is.
我是說真的
And for the record, in 2009, when Katy Perry Kissed a girl and liked it
順帶一提 09年凱蒂·佩里在高歌"我親了個女孩，我好喜歡"時
I kissed one and didn't.
我也親了，不過我不喜歡
Ready? One... two... and...
準備好了嗎？一，二，拍...
Perfect. Perfect?
完美？完美個屁
This photo does not say "let us do your child's birthday party."
這不是"請讓我們承包孩子的生日派對"
It says "we're an AC/DC tribute band, and you can pay us in cocaine."
這是"我們是荒唐的搖滾樂團團員，用可卡因當酬勞就行"
Oleg, will you take a picture of us for our website?
奧列格，能幫我們拍張放網站的照片嗎
You realize you just asked a man who only takes pictures of his penis?
你知道你是請一名只會拍自己下體的淫男拍照嗎
Yes. But it's always well-lit, and perfectly in focus.
當然知道。可他拍的照片光照適宜，聚焦準確
You won't be disappointed. I take lots of website pictures.
包君滿意。我給很多網站拍照過
Yeah, but we're not wearing just bras and chicken masks.
可我們沒有只戴雞面具跟穿胸罩啊
We have time.
有大把時間，會到的
Maybe we should rethink the "coke whore" picture.
要不再考慮下剛才的"毒癮浪女"照吧
