評論
打印
Who? That's what I wanna know.
是誰 我也想知道啊
Dude, it's not like the welcome wagon Was waiting with a bundt cake and a handbook.
伙計 變成吸血鬼 又沒人開著禮車歡迎你 拿著小蛋糕 再給你一本吸血鬼常識手冊
It's been a learn-as-you-go process.
什么都得靠我自己去摸索
You know, one minute,I'm a small-town on-the-rise news guy,
他媽的 前一分鐘 我還是個小鎮的新聞記者
And next thing I know, I can't get into my house,
下一分鐘 我進不了自己的房子
Because my foot won' go through the door.
因為我的腳邁不過門檻
You have to be invited in.I know. I live alone.
必須有人邀請你進去才行 我知道 我一個人生活
Ah. heh heh. That sucks.So now I'm at the Ramada watchin' pay-per-view all day,
哈哈哈 那太糟糕了 現在 我只能在華美達酒店看按次付費的節目
Eating everything in sight,Including housekeeping. It could be worse.
看見什么吃什么 甚至得做家務 也可能更糟的
All I can think about is blood and killing people.
我現在滿腦子都是吸血和殺人
I can't stop killing people.I keep killing. Heh heh.
我不停地殺人 我不停地殺人
And I like it.I'm conflicted. Welcome to the club.
而且我很享受 我很矛盾 歡迎加入吸血鬼俱樂部
Wait a minute.Cops only found one body.I left one. I was tired.
等一下 警察只發現一具尸體 我留下一具 當時太累了
But I've been hidin' the rest of the other bodies.
其他的我都藏了起來
They're right back there. You're kidding.
就放在那兒 你是在開玩笑吧
They're just pilin' up.So what do we know?Nothing new to report yet.
都堆積成山了 有什么線索 沒有什么新的進展
My highly reliable deputies are all on alert,
我所有的屬下都高度戒備
But if you feel the need to be more proactive,
但如果你覺得需要先發制敵
By all means, grab a stake and have at it.What extra precautions can we take?
只要抓根木棍 時刻準備插入心臟 我們還能采取什么別的防御措施嗎
For right now there's nowhere safer than a crowded public place,
就目前而言 公共場合算是最安全的場所了
And for once, mayor, we actually know where our kids are.
最重要的是 鎮長 孩子們也都在我們的照看之下
