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Good morning, everyone.Alrighty.Are you alright?Alaric Saltzman.
大家早上好啊 好吧 你還好吧 阿拉里克·薩爾茨曼
It's a mouthful. I know.Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
很拗口吧 我知道的 確實不太好念
Saltzman is of German origins.My family emigrated here in 1755 to Texas.
薩爾茨曼是個德國姓氏 我的家族1755年移民到德克薩斯州
I, however, was born and raised in Boston.
不過 我出生在波士頓并在那里長大
Now, the name Alaric Belongs to a very dead great-grandfather I will never be able to thank enough.
關于我的名字 阿拉里克 是我一個老祖先的名字 一個讓我十分景仰的祖先
You'll probably want to pronounce it "Ala-ric,"But it's "A-lar-ic," ok?
你們可能錯念成奧拉里克 但正確讀音是阿拉里克 明白嗎
So you can call me Rick.I'm your new history teacher.Rise and shine.
你們可以叫我里克 我是你們新任歷史老師 太陽照屁股嘍
You'll be late for school.What are you... what are you doin'?Peace offering.
上學要遲到了 你 你想干什么 和好吧
Come on. You need it for blood circulation.
拜托 能促進你的血液循環
Does dead flesh good.All right, I'm sorry.Step aside, please.
對身體很有好處哦 好吧 我錯了 請別擋路
I got the town off our back.It was for the greater good, but I'm sorry.
現在鎮上人絕不會對我們起疑心 對大家都好 不過我還是要說聲抱歉
And to prove it,I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week.
為表誠意 我保證至少一周內 不再喝人血
I'll adopt the Stefan diet,Only nothin' with feathers.
我會采用老弟你的食譜 不過不吃那些帶毛的動物
'Cause I realize that killing your closest And oldest friend is beyond evil,
我覺得殺掉你最親密 交情最深的老朋友簡直就是十惡不赦
And yet somehow, It's worthy of humor.Are you mimicking me?Yes, Stefan.
不過還是覺得 很有笑料 你在模仿我嗎 沒錯 斯特凡
Now that the secret society of vampire haters is off our back,
既然仇殺吸血鬼的秘密組織 不會再來找我們麻煩了
I can go back to my routine,how can i destroy Stefan's life this week。
我也可以回歸從前 繼續思索這周如何折磨斯特凡。
