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This is where you join in birthday song with your sweet-ass saxophone.
你從這里加入，用你美妙的薩克斯風來吹奏這生日歌
Han, I like you, brother,
憨，我喜歡你，兄弟
but I played with everyone from Marvin Gaye to the gay Marvins.
但我也跟大牌合作過，馬文·蓋伊到馬文基佬
They never made it--a little bit ahead of their time.
不過馬文基佬未能成名，他們生錯了時代
But if you don't mind a professional opinion, man,
如果你不介意聽聽專業意見的話...
you've got to put some heart into this thing.
你的音樂需要更用心，放入感情去做啊
But my mother always say to run away from heart-- only the head can make music.
可我母親總是讓我不要放感情，只有腦子才能做出好音樂
Han, your mother sounds like one cold--
憨，你母親聽上去像個冷酷...
Don't you talk about my mama!
不許你這樣說我老媽
Hey, Earl. What's up?
厄爾，怎么啦
I just got threatened by a man who gets carded at Pixar movies.
我剛被看兒童電影都會被查年齡的人給恐嚇了
Max, great news-- that email blast I sent out this morning worked.
麥克斯，好消息，我今早發出去的郵件廣告有成果了
I just got us a big cupcake job at some event place called The Gold Space Loft.
我幫咱們拉了一筆大單子，在某個叫藏金閣的地方
Last time I was at the Gold Space Loft,
上次我去藏金閣時
I went to a poetry slam, and I wound up slamming a poet.
是去詩歌"辯"論，結果跟一個詩人"變"到床上了
They need 100 cupcakes by tomorrow night.
他們明晚要一百個蛋糕
And because I'm a genius, and also because it's such short notice--
由于我是個天才，同時也因為時間緊急
but mostly because I'm a genius-- I got them up to $500.
但大部分是因為我是個天才，我把價格漲到了五百
It's a cool group art show-- very Williamsburg, very pot brownie.
是一個很酷的團體藝術展，本土特色與大麻糕點兼備
And Johnny has a piece in it.
而且強尼也有作品展出
And since you flipped your switch, I figured it'd be fine.
反正你關掉了你的開關，我想應該沒問題
No way. I can't make 100 cupcakes in a day.
不行，我一天做不出一百個蛋糕
Max, I know it's a lot of work, but I'll do whatever I can to help.
麥克斯，我知道這費時費力，但我會盡我所能去幫你的
This is a really big opportunity for us.
這對咱倆來說是一次大機會
I kissed Johnny.
我跟強尼接吻了
What? When?
什么，何時
He came by the apartment right after you left.
你前腳踏出公寓，他后腳就進來了
I was only gone 20 minutes.
我才離開了二十分鐘
What'd you do--shine a bat symbol on your vagina?
你是在下陰弄了個召喚蝙蝠俠標志嗎
Stop acting like I wanted it to happen.
別說得好像我很希望這事發生一樣
I didn't want it to happen. I'm lucky we just kissed.
我也不想這樣，幸好我們只是接吻了
My pants kept saying, "Take me off!"
我的褲子一直在狂喊"快扒我"
And I'm like, "No, pants."
我怒吼"不行，賤人"
I'm telling you, I almost couldn't help myself.
告訴你，我當時差點把持不住
I don't understand.
我不明白
I thought you said you were done with him.
我以為你說你已經對他沒感覺了
What happened to your pattern?
你的套路扔到九霄云外了嗎
Telling people I have a pattern is part of the pattern.
告訴別人我的套路也是我套路的一部分
Then I just go and do whatever I want.
然后我就隨心所欲想干嘛就干嘛
I knew it, I thought it, I should have said it-- girls cannot be friends with guys.
我早就知道，我早就猜到，我早就該把話說出口：男女之間就不可能有純友誼
Yeah, well, you also knew he was coming in here to tell me he broke up with his girlfriend.
是啊，你還"知道"他來找我是想告訴我，他跟他女朋友分手了呢
So you can suck it.
你省省吧
Did he say he was going to break up with her?
那他是要跟女朋友分手嗎
We didn't get into it.
我們沒說到這個
We weren't really using our mouths for talking.
我們的嘴巴當時很忙，好嗎
What do you think's going to happen?
那你覺得接下來會發生什么
I don't know.
我不知道
All I know is it's not going to happen at a public art show in front of him and his beautiful, cool British girlfriend.
不會在一個公開的藝術展發生什么，也不會在他們一起時發生任何事
Max, you don't even have to see them.
麥克斯，你根本不用見到他們
We'll get there early, we'll drop off the cupcakes, and be gone before any of the artists even show up.
我們早早去那兒，把蛋糕放下，在藝術家們出現之前，就功成身退了
Great. I'm going home tonight after my ten-hour waitress shift,
很好，姐連上十個小時班，晚上下班回家
to stay up all night and bake 100 cupcakes for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.
還得通宵烤一百個小蛋糕，就為了一個背著女友和我接吻的男人
Beep. Ooh, what's that? My self-esteem just flatlined.
嗶，什么聲音，原來是我的自尊陣亡的聲音
