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I can't believe you put the platypus foot rest in the trash.
真不敢相信你把鴨嘴獸腳踏板當(dāng)垃圾扔了
On eBay we could get at least three to six dollars for it.
那東西能在易趣上賣三到六塊吧
I'm gonna tell you this one more time.
我再重申一遍
It's a possum, and it died at least three to six years ago.
那是只負(fù)鼠，它至少死了三到六年了
Oh, my god. There's Johnny.
天啊，居然碰到強(qiáng)尼
This is a Katherine Heigl movie.
你倆就像在演浪漫愛(ài)情片
What are you guys doing in this neighborhood?
你們倆在這區(qū)干嘛
Oh, hello. Sorry to interrupt you,
你好，抱歉打擾你們一下
but what the hell's going on here?
但你們倆是在搞什么
This is, uh...
這位是...
I'm Cashandra, his girlfriend.
我是卡珊德拉，他的女朋友
Who are you?
你是誰(shuí)
I'm Max, and, um, that's how I say hi to everyone.
我是麥克斯，這是我打招呼的方式
I'm incredibly friendly.
我和藹可親到不可思議
She's so friendly.
她特別和藹可"親"
Here's table ten, Earl.
10號(hào)桌買單，厄爾
Are you okay, Max?
你還好吧，麥克斯
Rumor has it that you had your heart broken.
有傳聞?wù)f你心都碎了
I didn't have my heart broken.
我才沒(méi)有心碎呢
And that's why I don't listen to rumors.
所以我才不聽(tīng)信傳聞呢
Max, I want to announce I have ended my bromance with your boyfriend, Johnny.
麥克斯，我宣布我跟你的男朋友強(qiáng)尼斷絕兄弟情了
I hate the player as well as the game.
情義和兄弟我都不要了
Never was my boyfriend.
他從來(lái)就不是我男朋友
I would like to offer myself for rebound sex.
我自愿犧牲肉體，讓你床上蹂躪發(fā)泄
Or, if not, I can just beat the crap out of him.
如果不樂(lè)意，我也可以幫你暴打他一頓
Caroline, did you have to tell everyone?
卡洛琳，你非要搞得人盡皆知嗎
I'm sorry, but I'm not keeping that up in my head.
抱歉，但我可不想自己守秘密
I'm not going butterfingers.
我不想變成情感囤積狂
I can't believe he has a girlfriend.
真不敢相信他有女朋友了
Are you happy now?
你現(xiàn)在高興了吧
You got me to admit that I like him, and then you got me to kiss him.
你讓我承認(rèn)我喜歡他，還說(shuō)服了我去親他
And then I kissed his beautiful girlfriend,
然后我還親了他那個(gè)漂亮女友
who is black and British,
一個(gè)英國(guó)血統(tǒng)的黑人
the two cool things I can never be.
血統(tǒng)和膚色我都望塵莫及
I'm sorry, but he led you on.
我錯(cuò)了，但他也不該誤導(dǎo)你啊
Oh, did he?
他有嗎
I think you and Douglas' mother led me on.
都是你和道格拉斯的母親在推波助瀾吧
This is not my fault.
這又不是我的錯(cuò)
He's the one who's hoarding women.
他才是那個(gè)囤積女人狂啊
