評論
打印
So can I get you anything else?
請問還需要點什么嗎
Coffee? Dessert? Morning-after pill?
咖啡，點心，事后避孕藥
Okay.
好吧
Getting it on in a restaurant.
在餐館里打得如此火熱
I once made love to a young Angela Lansbury
我跟嫩版的安吉拉·蘭斯伯瑞
in a booth just like that.
也在這樣的卡座里做過愛
Murder, she wrote?
原版主演《她書寫謀殺》
more like "harder she begged."
嫩版上演《她跪求猛插》
Earl, why isn't everyone you?
厄爾，大家要像你一樣多好呀
Yo, what's up, mama?
你好呀，媽媽桑
Oh, hey, Johnny.
你來啦，強尼
Usual? Two coffees to go?
跟平時一樣嗎，外帶兩杯咖啡
Yeah, and can I get two of your cupcakes?
對，能給我來兩個你的小蛋糕嗎
Which two?
哪"兩個"啊
You know which two.
明知故問
The discounted day-olds?
隔夜的打折貨嗎
Yeah, girl.
是呀，少女
Hey, my bro and friend.
你好呀，我的兄弟兼朋友
Hey, what's up, big guy?
你好，大家伙
Max, your boyfriend is here.
麥克斯，你的男朋友來了
He's not my boyfriend.
他不是我的男朋友
He's just another guy who likes my cupcakes.
他只是喜歡吃我小蛋糕的人
'cause who doesn't?
好東西人人愛嘛
Well, your face gets red when you see him,
你一見到他就臉紅
and you suddenly act like nice person.
而且一秒鐘變好人
If that's not love, I don't know what is.
如果這都不算愛，那什么才算啊
He doesn't know what love is.
他才不知道什么是愛
The only thing he ever loved was a stepladder.
他這矮冬瓜只愛過墊高梯子吧
Johnny, here's your stale cake and burnt coffee.
強尼，這是你的隔夜蛋糕和焦糊咖啡
Just how I like it. What do I owe you?
正合我意，多少錢
It's on me.
我請你
You wish it was on you.
你是想"請他來上你"吧
There's nothing going on.
我跟他才沒什么呢
He just comes in here to get coffee
他來買咖啡是因為要通宵
because he tags billboards all night.
在外頭搞噴漆藝術
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
越解釋，越讓人覺得你口是心非
Listen, renaissance fair,
聽好了，文藝復興女
why don't you be a good wench and clean up your counter?
你何不當個好姑娘，把柜臺打掃干凈呢
