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So take your makeup brush take your mirror
拿出你的化妝刷和鏡子
and you want to comb your eyebrows upwards.
把你的眉毛往上刷
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Okay okay.
好吧 好吧
I thought I typed in "Morgan Freeman."
我以為我輸入的是"摩根·弗里曼"
But I'm so tired what came up was "more gay men""
但是我太累了 打成"磨根·基佬曼"
but this Damon guy is a genius.
但這人真的很厲害
If he had a video on how to build a Murphy bed
如果他有出關(guān)于如何安裝折疊床的視頻
it'd already be done.
我鐵定早把床裝好了
Wait. Where's Johnny?
等等 強(qiáng)尼呢
What happened? Did you ask him?
發(fā)生什么事了 你問他了嗎
No he left.
沒 他走了
Out the back?
后院直接走了啊
Yeah it got even weirder.
對 事情發(fā)展得更尷尬了
He grabbed my boob.
他抓了我的胸
Or... he didn't grab my...
應(yīng)該說 他沒有抓我的...
he grabbed my boob.
他的確有抓到我的胸
I just don't know whether it was on purpose.
我不知道他是不是有意的
But I asked like you told me to
我照你教我那樣問了他
and now I have a weird boob moment
結(jié)果多了個(gè)尷尬的胸部一手抓
to go with my weird celery moment.
配我那個(gè)芹菜一口咬
That is very complicated.
情況的確很復(fù)雜
But I'm great with relationship stuff.
不過我對感情方面很有一套
So come on over here and we'll hammer it all out
所以快過來 一起把床給解決了
while we hammer this all out.
然后再一起把你的問題也解決掉
Come on this is where you break down
拜托 現(xiàn)在該是你理智線斷了
and finally help me build the bed.
終于愿意幫我把床裝好的最佳時(shí)機(jī)
No this is where I go to my already built bed.
錯(cuò) 現(xiàn)在是我回我已裝好的床上躺著的時(shí)機(jī)
And after Peaches today and...
在琵琪家的事以及
whatever that was out there with my boob
剛才我胸的那件破事之后
I'm not showing anyone my cards anymore...
在外給人名片 私下吐露心聲
business or personal.
這兩樣我再也不干了
