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Gabrielle Solis had always been a demanding shopper.
Gabriel Solis一直是個非常講究的購物狂。
Carlos, come on, they're here!
Carlos，快下來，他們來了！
And whatever the purchase, she always expected the very best.
不管買什么，都得是最好的。
Whether it was exotic perfume shipped over from Paris...
不管是從巴黎來的香水，
...a high fashion gown straight from a runway in Milan...
還是米蘭來的時尚長袍，
...or designer shoes flown in from Manhattan
還是曼哈頓來的時裝鞋，
But on this day, her expectations were going to be put to the test.
不過今天這個日子，她就要接受嚴格的考驗了。
You see, Gabrielle was now shopping for a baby.
因為今天是她“購買”孩子的日子。
And there was a problem with the manufacturer.
可偏偏“廠家”那頭出了大問題。
Mostly, I just want to feel like I'm giving my baby to people
其實，我愿意把孩子托付給，
who have what it takes to be really great parents.
有愛心的父母。
Well, you won't find another couple with more love for a child.
你不會再找到比我們還有愛心的父母了。
Isn't that right, honey? Honey?
是吧，親愛的？親愛的？
What? Right, lots of love. Honey, can I talk to you for a second?
是啊，是啊，愛意濃濃。親愛的，我能和你談一會嗎？
Okay, look, we have to find another mother.
我們必須得換一個媽媽。
Why?
為什么？
Okay, this isn't easy to say, so I'm just going to say it,
這還不明顯？我就直說了吧，
but have you taken a good look at her?
你有沒有看到她長什么模樣？
Oh, my god. Are you trying to say that you don't want Deanna's baby because she's plain?
天啊，你是因為她長的一般，就不想要孩子了？
No, plain I can handle.
“一般”我還能接受。
Carlos, since that woman has walked into our house, the clocks have stopped working.
Carlos，這個女的自打進我們家門，我們家的鐘都停了。
No one can predict what a child is going to look like.
可沒人知道孩子會長什么樣啊。
For all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests.
說不定生出來的孩子以后，還參加選美比賽呢。
With her D.N.A., the only thing that kid's going to be winning is best in show.
拜托，就她那個DNA，生出來的孩子最多去怪胎展。
Look, Carlos, I am sorry, but I want a pretty baby, so let's find another mother.
不好意思，Carlos。我想要長的好看的孩子，所以我們還是換個母親吧。
Mm-mm, I'm not going to let your shallow obsession with looks screw this up.
不行，我可不會讓你的虛榮心搞砸了這事。
I want a child. Any child.
我想要孩子，任何孩子都行。
Fine. Just know that in a couple of days, when that thing is born,
好吧，過幾天孩子生出來，
and you're going to have to cuddle and snuggle upwith something with that face on it,
你得抱著那個丑八怪，到時候，
don't come crying to me."
可不要跟我哭哭啼啼。
