評論
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Morning.
早安。
Hi. Want to do yoga with me?
想跟我一起做瑜伽嗎？
Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I'll have the strength to tell you how much I won't be doing that.
讓我先喝杯咖啡，我才有力氣告訴你我超級不想做瑜伽。
Hello? Hello, Leonard.
你好？萊納德，是我。
Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice.
兄弟，很高興又聽到你的聲音。
Uh, I'm in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I need you to come pick me up.
我在亞利桑那州的金曼我要你來接我一趟。
I'd love to. I'm just about to do yoga with Penny.
我很樂意。可是我得跟佩妮一起做瑜伽。
Leonard, I'm at the police station.
萊納德，我在警局里。
I was robbed. ThThey took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything.
我被人洗劫一空。他們拿走了我手機我的皮包、我的iPad，全被偷了。
Oh, my God, are you okay?
天啊，你沒事吧？
No, I'm not okay.
當然有事。
II'm wearing borrowed pants, II don't have I.D. , and one of the officers here won't stop calling me Chicken Legs.
我穿著借來的褲子身上，也沒證件，而這里其中一個警察一直叫我小雞腳。
Okay. Uh, I'llI'll come get you.
好吧。我來接你。
What's the address?
地址呢？
Hey, what's going on?
怎么了？
He got all of his stuff stolen.
他的東西全被偷了。
Okay...Hurry.
好的...快來。
Sheldon, hang tight. Hey, do you want me to bring anything?
謝爾頓，撐住。你還需要我帶什么東西給你嗎？
Oh, yes, please. A pair of pants. And my toothbrush. Yeah, and my mail.
拜托你了。帶條褲子。我的牙刷。我的信。
And a really good comeback for chicken legs, because "I know you are, but what am I?" was met with stony silence.
還有幫我想怎么回敬人家笑我小雞腳，因為我回他"你才是小雞腿，你們全家都是小雞腿"他只無語的藐視我。
I'll be there as soon as I can.
我會盡快過來。
Is he okay?
他沒事吧？
Yeah, he's fine, he's just a little rattled.
人是沒事，就是有點嚇著了吧。
Oh...Feel like driving to Arizona with me?
哦...有興趣陪我一起開車去亞利桑那嗎？
I can't, I have that job interview.
不行，我得去面試呢。
Oh, right.
對哦。
Besides, I don't need six hours of "Your hair is different.
而且我也不想聽六個小時的"你的發型變了。
Why did you change your hair?
你為什么換發型了？
I'm holding my breath until your hair grows back.
我要憋住呼吸到你頭發長出來為止。
All right, fine.
好吧，行。
Hey, can you think of a reason I shouldn't invite Amy to come with me? Nope.
你能想到我不應該邀請艾米跟我一起來的理由嗎？沒有。
Come on, you didn't even try.
靠，你想都沒幫忙想。
Thanks for the lift.
謝謝你來接我。
What's wrong with your car?
你的車怎么了？
I'm having my windows untinted.
我把車送去弄掉防曬膜了。
Why?
為什么？
Got a hot girlfriend now. I want the haters to know.
現在有個辣妹女友。得秀給嫉妒的屌絲們看看啊。
What are you talking about?
你在瞎說什么啊？
No one's paying attention to you.
才沒人會鳥你咧。
How's that Haterade taste, bro?
嫉妒水的滋味可好，兄弟？
