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Ooh, nope. It's really all stuck up in there. It's so odd.
不行。被卡得死死的。真是奇了怪了。
I don't know how a thing like this could happen.
怎么會發生這種事呢。
Uh, you put me up into the wall.
因為你想把我關進墻里。
And now I'm trapped in a murphy bed like some welfare Rapunzel.
現在我像窮鬼版長發公主被困在一張折疊床上。
Stop panicking, I'll get a scissors.
別恐慌了，我去拿剪刀。
Oh, yeah, yeah! Get the scissors.
是呀是呀，快拿剪刀。
Then plunge 'em into my heart 'cause I'd rather die than cut my hair.
拿來直接插進我心臟吧，我寧愿失去生命也不愿失去秀發。
Okay, Max, I think I have something that might work, But you have to promise me that you will never bring this up again.
好啦，麥克斯，我可能有辦法，但你得先向我保證你永遠都不會再提起這件事。
What? The fact that your head is stuck to your bed? Sorry, that's coming up again.
哪件事？你的頭卡在你的床上嗎？抱歉，一不小心又脫口而出了。
Go into my nightstand and get my cinnamon-flavored make-up remover.
打開我的床頭柜，拿出我肉桂味的卸妝油。
You mean the lube?
你是說性愛潤滑油嗎？
Can we please call it make-up remover? Please! I need us to do that.
能不能就把它稱為"卸妝油"啊？求你了！我們倆得口徑一致。
It's almost empty. Man, you've removed a lot of make-up.
都快用完了。老天，你"泄"了不少妝啊。
Stop it! Just squeeze some out and put it on the parts that we need to move.
別晃了！快擠一點出來涂到我們需要移動的部位。
Yeah, I'm familiar.
不用你教，我可是老手了。
Please tell me it's working.
拜托告訴我起作用了。
I'm trying, but...I don't think I can get your hair out.
我在試，但是...我覺得你的頭發弄不出來了。
Good news is, I think we can fit a penis in there. Who could that be?
好消息是，里面可以塞個雞雞哦。會是誰呢？
A rapist we've done most of the work for.
一位我們幫他做足前戲的強奸犯。
Oh, we were just talking about you.
我們正說到你呢。
Max, you gotta help me with the bread for Han's toast. I've already burned ten of these.
麥克西，你得幫我做阿憨吐司的面包。我已經烤壞了十個這玩意了。
Turns out the only thing I can successfully bake is meth.
事實證明我唯一擅長烤的是冰毒。
