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Yo yo. Look at that.
快看快看
That girl is workin' harder than Stephen Hawking
那妞兒干起活來比史蒂芬·霍金
tryin' to put in a pair of cufflinks.
扣袖口還努力呢
Here let me help you with that.
來 我來幫你
I don't need any help.
我不要人幫
Everyone needs help sometimes.
每個人都有需要幫忙的時候
This isn't what I ordered.
你們上錯菜了
This is Caroline.
她叫卡洛琳
She may have gotten your order wrong
她可能會下錯單
but she does get some things right.
但她起碼有些事情沒做錯
Thank you.
謝謝
No thank you.
不 是我要謝謝你
What'd you see in that guy anyway?
你到底看上那家伙哪點
He had these muscle thingies.
他這里的肌肉不錯
Ohthose things? Yeah.
那里呀 是啊
I don't know what those are called
我不知道那里怎么叫
but they make smart girls stupid.
但是好女孩看了就會意亂情迷
Max!
麥克斯
I thought your tight ass wasn't coming in tonight
還以為今晚見不到你的小翹臀呢
and my heart broke in half.
我的心都快碎了
You know what Oleg?
奧列格
I needed that.
這話我愛聽
So I...
如果
I need a roommate if you wanna crash.
你要找地方住的話 咱倆可以當(dāng)室友
Not gonna lie the subway's cleaner than your couch.
真不是我說 地鐵都比你家干凈
I just felt myself starting to like you.
我好像對你有些好感了
Really? Because I really feel like we could...
真的嗎 我真覺得我們可...
I knew that wouldn't last.
我就知道純屬錯覺
Come on.
走吧
Tomorrow we can go into the city
明天我們?nèi)ナ欣?/div>
and get the rest of your stuff.
把你剩下的東西搬回來
Everything's locked up.
全部都鎖起來了
What you have nothing that you care about that we can get?
沒有一樣你喜歡的東西是可以拿回來的嗎
Well there is one thing.
好像還真有一樣
The weirdest thing is that nobody stopped us.
居然沒人攔我們 真是奇了怪了
I'm gonna save a fortune
把它養(yǎng)在這里
keeping him here instead of in the stables.
比養(yǎng)在馬廄里省錢多了
When did you put this whole horse in my yard thing together?
什么時候想到這養(yǎng)馬大計的
I can't help it.
這就是我
I see an opportunity and I make it happen
只要有機可乘 我絕不讓它溜走
like with your cupcakes.
比如你的紙杯蛋糕
Like what with my cupcakes?
關(guān)我的小蛋糕啥事
Ready? To open a bake shop
聽好了 開一家蛋糕店
all we need is 250 grand start up money
只需要二十五萬啟動資金來
for the real estate and the basic equipment...
租店面 和買一些基本設(shè)備
Yeah. Oh.
是嘛
250 grandthat's all? Yeah.
二十五萬就夠了嗎 對
Did freakin' Chestnut here kick you in the head
我去星巴克的時候
while I was in Starbucks?
你的腦子讓栗寶給踢了嗎
Hear me out.
聽我說完
If we both worked two jobs
要是我們兩人同時打兩份工
and made $2000 a week
一周進賬兩千塊
we could open a cupcake business in a little over a year.
我們就可以在一年后開蛋糕店了
In the past two days we've made $387
過去兩天我們賺了三百八十七塊
and that's a good start.
這是個不錯的開始
We can make extra money at other jobs
我們還能兼職別的工作賺外快呀
like publicists advertising executives...
比如做公關(guān) 廣告行政
janitors drug mules.
看門 運毒
We really need to work on your self esteem.
看來得先提升你的自尊
So...
所以說
You cupcakes me business background
你的美味小蛋糕 加上我的商科背景
us success. What do you think?
我們就等于成功 怎樣
I think you have a horse.
你還有匹馬
I think we have a horse.
是我們有匹馬
Don't get attached.
不要愛上我
