評論
打印
So, you want to come up to my room?
你愿意去我的房間嗎
I can't do this.
我做不到
But you make me so hot.
但你讓我很興奮
No, I mean, I can't do this with you.
不 我是說 對你 我做不到
Girls like her don't approach guys like me.
像她那樣的女孩從不接近像我這樣的男孩
Unless they have
除非她們
deep-seated self-esteem issues
非常自卑
and a serious drinking problem.
而且還酗酒
Just play along, Lucas.
配合一下吧 盧卡斯
This is embarrassing. Why?
這太尷尬了 為什么
Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances
因為我不需要知道怎么去回絕
of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira.
芭比公主或者夏奇拉的邀請
It's just never gonna happen.
因為這永遠不可能發生
The point of this is to be prepared
這只是為了讓你在這種情形
for the situation when it does arise--
真的發生時有所準備
Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts.
瑪茲拉老師 看看我
I have the upper-body strength of screech,
我上身完全沒有肌肉
and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone.
周末我一個人宅在家玩游戲機
I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.
我想我會失去處子之身的可能性微乎其微
Both of you, start again.
你們倆 重來
So, you wanna come up to my room?
你愿意去我房間嗎
Yes.
是的
