What's your favorite food?

Tortellini.

How would you like to die ?

Eating too much Tortellini.

Ok, what's the meanest lie you ever told someone to get her out first thing in the morning?

I had to meet my wife for breakfast.

You've got a little wing sauce...

Where?

Kinda in this general area.

Dad!

Look, man, I just thought maybe, you know, it'd be fun if I DJ your hookup.

What was our rule ?

Just because I can hear you through the wall doesn't mean I get to participate.

Right.

I am leaving in 6 weeks,

We are saying ...

Keep it light ...

Disease free and light!

Six week's too fast, me like you.

Erin, I will be here and you will be there, it will be long distance cause I am crazy about you.

I am crazy about you too.

A hug?

Okay.

Come on, buddy.

Well, thank you.

Why are your eyes close?

And yours not closed?

No.

Is Erin there, please?

I miss you already.

What are you doing ?

Nothing, what are you doing?

Nothing.

You need to be clear about what this relationship is ?

Can you see other people?

I mean, he could be out there dry humping half of New York City right now.

Oh, that's scandalous.

Dry humping is no joke.

I haven't seen my girlfriend for a while and I am losing my mind.

Phone sex, and lots of it.

Oh, I am on top.

Um, I am on top. How could you be on top?

Didn't we say we were in your car?

No, we were on a plane.

This isn't really working.

I like the airplane, people do cars too much.

I've done the long distance thing.

Where are you?

Huh?

Erin, it's hard.

Please just tell me that you trust me.

You know, Garrett, how much I love my sister, so don't break her heart.

I really wanna come out and see you.

Are we gonna do something about your veiny, white skin?

Tanning will began.

Ah, tastes gross, tastes like poison.

Oh, Phil?

They came in so fast I didn't know where to go.

These mashed potatoes are amazing.

Mmm.