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In a far away land, there lived two brothers. One brave and bold, the other not so much.
Woo..
Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me? Huhu...No! Never triangle face. I hate triangle face. It scares me.
Your brother is about to embark on a quest.
The evil wizard Leezar has taken my love.
You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride.
Can I sleep on it?
Brother, I don't think you need that armor.
You may quest the way you like, I will quest the way I like. Here I come.
Ou..This quest sucks.
I shouldn't even be here. I'll probably die on this quest. Courtney definitely will.
Hum.
If we work together, we can destroy Leezar once for all.
With our huge muscles, we shall protect you.
Oh, really?
Oh, really.
That didn't really go as planned.
What right have you to spy on a bathing woman?
I am simply keeping an eye on her.
My God, she's looking at us, remain perfectly still.
Why would anyone want to be with you?
I'm not sure really. Oh, yeah. Perhaps because I'm rich. I live in castle and I can do magic.
Yeah...
What the...
You've got to suck out the venom.
I don't want to suck it, you suck it.
I can't reach it with my mouth.
Courtney, such out the venom.
I'm never sucked...
Suck it.
...
Nice.
Whenever your maidens are ready.
Finally. Alone.
Thadeous.
Yes.
I've not been able to stop thinking of you.
What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Your Highness.
We come to seek counsel.
Come, come, give me kisses.
Kiss him.
Hell no.
For the quest.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Oh...
