美劇隨身聽之絕望的主婦 第29篇

I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
I told you, mrs. Huber came over, and I got distracted.
It was a mistake.
Since when do you make mistakes?
What's that supposed to mean?
It means I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time.
I-I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move.
I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom.
You're this plastic suburban housewife
with her pearls and her spatula
who says things like "we owe the hendersons a dinner."
Where's the woman I fell in love with...
who used to burn the toast and drink milk out of the carton...
and laugh?
I need her.
Not this cold, perfect thing you've become.
These need water.