美劇隨身聽之絕望的主婦 第19篇

[00:00.50]Three days after my funeral,
[00:02.21]Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --
[00:06.43]indignation.
[00:07.93]Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.
[00:11.81]Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.
[00:17.10]Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too,
[00:19.40]so unless you call me back by noon,
[00:21.23]we are getting on a plane and joining you.
[00:22.90]Mom!
[00:23.61]Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.
[00:26.70]Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers?
[00:30.53]- Noodles. - My favorite.
[00:38.92]Lynette Scavo?
[00:40.50]Crap.
[00:41.42]Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.
[00:44.92]Lynette. How long has it been?
[00:47.51]Years.
[00:49.64]Uh, how are you? How's the firm?
[00:51.30]Good. Everyone misses you.
[00:54.60]Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit,
[00:56.43]you'd be running the place by now.
[00:58.10]Yeah, well...
[01:01.23]So... how's domestic life?
[01:05.40]Don't you just love being a mom?
[01:08.53]And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.
[01:12.32]Well, to be honest...
[01:14.70]for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable,
[01:18.21]so Lynette responded as she always did.
[01:20.71]She lied.
[01:22.00]It's the best job I've ever had.